It is a dark day in the Evans-Miedema household, they are planning their latest party and have just discovered they have run out of the precious Orange liquid:
Lisa in the groupchat: EMERGENCY!!! EMERGENCY!!!
Mitch: What's wrong?! IS IT VIV!?
Lisa: No, Viv's fine. She's watching Peppa Pig! THIS IS A CATEGORY 1 EMERGENCY!!! WE'RE OUT OF IRN BRU!!!
Mitch: WHAT?! NOOOOO!!!
Lana: I'm sorry for your loss.
Claire: My deepest condolences.
Jo: Ha sucks to be you!
Viv: I liked that drink! It was orange and made me feel things 😭😫
Jen: Oh Viv 😫
Rachel: Poor Viv. Don't worry, you'll sort something out.
Lisa: 😒
Kirsty: There are such things as shops you know.
Lisa: But it was a stash of the original recipe. They only sell that reduced sugar shite now.
Lee: Well they released limited edition bottles of the original stuff up here. Could send you some if you want?
Lisa: The party's tomorrow 😩
Mitch: We could drive up!
Lisa: We could! BRU QUEST!!!!
Kim: No! You will never make it back in time. I have an idea.
*Ruesha Littlejohn has entered the chat*
Ruesha: WHAT UP FUCKERS!!!!
Kim: Hello Ruesha. Lisa wants to know if you have any original IRU BRU stashed away?
Lisa: Please, it's an emergency!!!
Ruesha: Nah mate, I burned through ma stash in a week. Found a way of making the new shite taste tolerable though. I call it the IRN GUIN:
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Jane: Dear god! It's the stuff of nightmares!!
Lisa: I feel like trying it though.
Viv: Under no circumstances are you ever drinking that!
*Little Erin has joined the chat*
Little Erin: HI GUYS!!!!!
Lisa: ERIN!! I need you to listen carefully. Do you by any chance have any original IRU BRU on you?
Little Erin: Yeah. Magda bought me a drinking fountain for Christmas! You can borrow it if you want?
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Caroline: OH MY GOD!!!
Chloe: THAT'S AMAZING!!
Lisa: ALL HAIL LITTLE ERIN!!!!
