Happily Ever After (or is it?)

The First Day

it was the first day of school.

i was excited.

my mom made my breakfast.

it sucked

typical

-at school-

"hello young idiots," my teacher sounded bored. 

i dug through my backpack and found a pencil.

the eraser looked appetizing, so i chewed on it thoughtfully

nom nom nom nom 

"me, as a teacher, is here to make you less of an idiot. you are welcome in advance." 

kids groan as i finish the eraser and begin chewing on the pencil tip

-break-

"YO KIDS I'M ALIVE" i yell when no one sits with me at break. i chew sadly on the handle of my lunchbox

a boy plops down beside me

"what is your name?" he asks

"My name is weird. i don't want to talk about it"

"my name is normal. its william. nice to meet you, nameless."

"Fine, fine. my name is Nom Nom."

he laughs. 

"what?" i ask, my face turning red.

"its cute. like you"

i leave the table. lets be honest, hes fat and ugly.

seriously, though, who isnt?

i sure am

my name isnt nom nom. its actually marcielle nomden.

my nickname is nom nom because i like to chew on things.

actually, let me reword that. i chew on things as a nervous habit.

but it also keeps people from talking to me, so thats a plus

yes

i am antisocial.

but heres the thing:

i am dating the hottest, most popular guy at school. 

but its a secret

-A/N: Hey guys. I know that this story is really dumb right now but it gets better. Yes, I am aware. The grammar sucks. That's because I was only doing it for fun at first but things are about to get intense. (Nothing too weird)

-A&M