1. Your life, is a mustache.
2. Never wear your underpants, on your head.
3. Eat it, and weep.
4.Life is like a mustache.
5. Sheep are made of cotton candy. (Just so you know)
6. I'm behind you, RIGHT NOW!!!!!
7. There really ARE monsters under your bed. (Muhahaha)
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My book of random randomness!
RandomThis is a book of random things from my totally deranged brain. Or my friend's. Mostly me though. You'll laugh so hard, you'll blow your rainbow snot pants off! (Heheh. Random comment there.)
