(Again this was made with the help of a story generator)
Shrek looked at the very spoopy knife in his hand and felt confused.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his crowded surroundings. He had always hated depressing Taco Bell with its thirsy, tricky tacos. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel confused (same ya know)
He saw something in the distance...or rather someone. It was the figure of Donkey. He was a fat, ratchet donkey with dirty wrists and a round coller bone.
Shrek gulped. He looked at his own reflection to see a green annoying cider-drinker staring right back at him. He had fat wrists and a green coller bone. His friends viewed him to be unnatural, unusual and unstable. He even murdered a dying puppy for fun.
Not even a green person who murdered a dying puppy for fun was prepared for what Donkey had installed for him today.
The rain hammered like procrastinating mice which made Shrek ANGRIIIII. * ANGRI PTERODACTYL NOISES*
As Shrek stepped outside, Donkey approached. The closer Donkey got, the clearer his "sweet" smile became.
"IM HERE COS I WANT SEXY TIME!" Donkey bellowed, in a psychotic tone. He pounded his fist on Shreks buff, green chest with the force of 1348 spiders. "I FRIGGIN LOVE YOU SHREK!!"
Shrek glared at Donkey, even more ANGRIIII than before. He stood opposite Donkey, still fingering the knife he ejaculated" DONKEYYY YOU ARE A VSCO THOTTT SOO FECK OFF"
The pair of them looked eachother down with depression. It looked as tho they were two purring pigeons ready to fight. Blues played in the background with two feisty uncles crying to the beat.
Donkey lunged at Shrek, trying to lick his face but narrowly missing. In disgusted retaliation, shrek drove his very spoopy knife down into Donkey's skull.
Donkey's dirty wrists trembled and his round coller bone wobbled. He looked kinda hungry. His body was raw like a dirty,disturbed dead cat.
He then let out a very questionable sounding groan and collapsed to the ground. Donkey was dead.
Shrek skipped back inside and ordered 10 Doritos Locos Tacos.
He then went home and bathed in cider. He drowned in the cider. He died.
THE END
