Shower Thoughts

Part 1 (the only part)

Is the S or C silent in scent?
How come our noses run but feet smell?
Why is it called chill if its hot?
If you drop soap on the floor, is the soap dirty or is the floor clean?
Do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?
Can a teacher give a homeless kid homework?

If I weigh 99 pounds then eat a pound of nachos, am
I 1% nacho?
If two people from opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread on the floor, will the earth become a sandwich?
Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your trousers, then your trousers are tucked into your shirt.

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, how did it fall off?
The two e's in bee might actually be silent.
If two vegans are fighting, is it still considered beef?
Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.
When you say forward and back, your mouth moves in those directions.
Clapping is like hitting yourself because you like something.

In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.
The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much Japan is Japan.
Whenever you dig up rock or dirt, that could actually be the first time it had ever seen the sun.

What they say: There is a skeleton inside you.
The truth: You are inside your skeleton, you are the brain.
How far back do bald people wash their faces?
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
What colour does a smurf turn when its getting suffocated?
Aren't all mirrors used, even if you bought them new?

Is the colour orange named after the fruit, or is the fruit named after the colour?
Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?
Does Mike Wazowski blink or wink?

I water is colourless, then why does a wet towel turn darker?