WTF is this girl doing with her life?

Introduction

       Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the story and the characters excluding the ones from Dragon Ball Z. DBZ and the DBZ characters belong to Akira Toriyama, Toei Animation, Funimation, and many others unmentioned. 

Max's pov.

   I felt my shoes come in contact with the ground with every step I took to get closer to my destination. I was almost late for school and my asthma was kicking in considering the fact I had been running the entire way. Just as I turned a corner and my school was in sight, I felt something heavy crash behind me. Whatever it was it made the ground rumble and made me lose my balance. As I turned around, I said "What the fuc-." A rock hit me and my body fell limp on the sidewalk and everything turned black.

Goku's pov.

    I just fell face-first into the sidewalk. "Ow, damn that hurt!," I say getting up from my fall while I brushed off dirt from my gi. I looked around at the houses that surrounded me. "That's weird, I could have sworn that this area was completely different earlier," I say talking to myself. I observed the area I had just landed on. The sidewalk was in pieces and a random girl lay a few feet next to it. Wait, I thought, why is there a girl on the sidewalk? "Oh Kami, did I accidentally kill her? Is she ok?," I blurted out loudly.

   After a few seconds of panicking I decided to check if she was alive. "Oh, good she's alive," I sighed in relief. I could hear cars buzzing from nearby streets and kids walking into a large building. That's where she must have been heading to, I thought. I picked her up and began to fly towards the building.

    When I got close enough to the building I lowered myself to the ground and started to walk towards the doors. I stepped in front of a group of girls before they entered the building and asked, "Hey, do you know this girl?" I directed my head down at the girl in my arms. The girls stared at me wide-eyed and one of them screamed "pedophile!" before the group ran off into the building. "Wait! what's a pedophile?," I screamed back at them.

   Just as I was about to run after them I heard a click behind me. I turned around to see a crowd of people staring at me, some of them held cameras, and the others seemed to be in shock. "OMG, Goku is that you! I'm such a big fan!," one of them screeched at me, almost having a seizure in the process. I was surrounded by a crowd of random people, news reporters kept trying to ask me questions, some of the crowd members tried to get my signature, and one of the other women tried to kiss me. I screamed and flew off, almost dropping the girl in my arms.

    I found a clearing outside of the city and decided to land there. "What was that all about?," I blurted out to myself. I looked down and saw the girl begin to wake up. I freaked out and accidentally dropped her on the ground. "Ow" I heard her shout out before she sat up.

    She looked up at me and looked exhausted. "Hello stranger what's your name?," she asked, sounding a little out of it. I scratched the back of my head and decided to say "Hi, I'm Goku." She laughed loudly before saying, "Your names fuck you?" "NO!" I shouted falling over in a comical action"It's Goku!," I said as I slowly got back up from my fall. "Oh, I must have not heard you correctly. It's Nice to meet you Foku," she said as she held out her hand for me to shake. "It's Goku," I repeated sounding defeated. "Oh ok, now I can hear you. I'm pretty sure I hit something in my head when you dropped me. However, I'm still going to call you Foku," she said.

    I could tell this was going to be a long day...