They meet

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Barry (the UwU bee) was walking home from his hive one day.He had just finished killing his parents cuz they wouldn't let him be with Vanessa.
Barry was excited to go home that day,cause Vanessa promised they could make luv that day and Barry couldn't contain himself.He almost squirted out his milk and honey.
"Honey I'm home~!"He yelled as he karate kicked the door open and flew in.He then heard loud moans coming from him and Vanessa's bedroom "Dear?"Barry asked.
He dropped his stuff and buzzed towards the room."A-ahh~"He heard Vanessa moan,he punched the door open and yelled,"WHAT ARE YE DOIN?!".
"B-Barry!"Vanessa screamed"It's not what it looks like!" Barry looked over and saw Barny (the kidnapper dinosaur) trying to get out the window but it was locked."OH NO YE DONT"Barry yelled.
He then proceeded to grabbed him by his smelly neck and yeet him out the window.Barry's face was red from rage "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME UNTIL THE DAY I DIED!!"Barry yelled at Vanessa.
"Barry please!Im sorry!"She said,but there was sarcasm in her voice."IM LEAVING YOU!YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SMELLY DINO MAN"Barry yelled as he stormed out,trying to hold in his tears.
Once he got out of the house,he naruto ran away into the distance.He soon got lost and didn't know what to do."Please help me..."He said while praying to the honey gods.
He started seeing beware signs everywhere and they stopped once he got to a swamp.It was a nice little swamp but he saw something coming towards him.
He looked and saw the most beautiful goddess of all...Shrek the thiccccccccc ogre.

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