Love Me (Gamkar Homestuck)

From The Beginning

"I was running from Tanner, one of my homeroom classmates. " Karkat started telling me about that wonderful day I once meet him.
~**Miracle Of A Flashback**~
All I remember atcthis point is why I was being chased.  That asshat Tanner was chasing me cause he wanted to beat me up just because I was short. It was a really fucking stupid excuse to beat me up, but I had no time to discuss on how stupid Tanner is, so I ran from that fuck wash as fast as I could.  It felt like ten minutes of nonsense running until I accidentally tripped off god knows the fuck what and bumped into a tall guy with black pajama pants with grey polkadots. It was kinda funny at first,  and it even got funnier.
The tall polkadot fuckass turned around and I tried not to laugh but it came over me.
I was starring at a tall guy with paleish skin, messy black hair and droopy eyes. I asked myself 'why is there a type of guy like him in this school!? Does he even study?'
"Yo... it seems you dig my little costumes I got going little bro." A deepish and raspy voice said.
"No shit Sherlock-" I started, but then was cut off by Tanner's stupid screaming.
"The name's Gamz-"
"Gotta go fuckass." I said cutting the dude off getting ready for Tanner to beat the shit out of me.
I was about to run again but Tanner had already caught up, so there was nothing I could do. I was going to get my face "remodeled" by a retarded beast.
Tanner pushed me to the ground making me lose my breath. Then he lifted up his hand and started to form a fist.
I was waiting for the fist to impact my face, but I heard a load smack. My eyes shot open. I totally forgot about the polkadot messy hair guy. But there he was, punching Tanner in his stupid ugly face.
"Hey motherfucker... I was taking here."
Polkadot freak was beating the living shit out of Tanner.
Tanner went off to the clinic with a broken nose and a black eye.
Polkadot freak looked at me and smiled with the most friendliest smile and said:
"Hey little motherfucker, my name is Gamzee Makara,  you?" He said smiling.
"Vantas...uh Karkat Vantas."