inside out : the prime memories

Acero woke up next to Gru. (earlier that week he found out he was gay) "Jangles is back, my spider-sense is tingleing." "If he is back, then he must be a zombie!""Good thinking!" Suddenly Kevin the minion came in quickly. "Jangles is back, he has killed Sadness and Fear !!!" "oh, bugger" said Acero At that moment Kevin the minion dropped dead on the floor, from mysterious causes of death. "Noooooo000o00000000000ooo!!!" said our hero. "Noo0000000000o!!!" he repeated, in an upset tone of voice. "She was my friend, I am very upset!"

"There there, Acero." Gru patted Acero on the back. "Thanks, that's better :)" "Look! She has something in her hand!"

Inside was a secret encrypted, coded note: "The boxers will destroy the tricorder as the lamp of evil returns." "This must be a clue!" "lets go!" Fortunately Fear worked at a newspaper nowadays and he used the database of the newspaper to find out home turf of Jangles's ruffians. Their search led to a night club in the darkiest and stormiest part of Russia. Acero was a little hesitant to go. It was rather scary and it was dark and stomy in that secting of Russia. But the courage in him was greater than his fear because with his Big pp he should be able to accomplish anything, right, Acero thought to himself. And Fear would join Acero.
So not to fall out of fashion they both donned their most gothyest clothing. Acero had to admit that Fear looked kind of sexy in that outfit of his. But Acero didn't dare to comment on that (Acero had only just discovered he was bi, and was a little angxious over that. He wans't sure if his othre friends would accept that!. Acero instead poored down his soul into his make-up. He bore gorgeous blood-rose coloured finger nails with black streaking zig zags and gave Fear matching treatment. Fear lovely eyes met Acero's and for a moment they were both swimming in a pool made of a gorgeous combination of their eyes colours. It was romance they knew, but they didn't know whether it was a forbidden one or not! Then they went off and defeated Jangles. And then, suddenly Jangles the clown stood behind them. He held an old book in his hand and the Prime memories in the other. "I see you finaly found me, allthough it will not do you any good. You see, the Prime memories is the last componant I need in the spell of Demonic Demonification. At last I will be one with who I admire most, I will have the true power from the one that has lead me all these years. My one true ally... Satan: the Devil incarnated!"Everyone gasped in horror as they were shocked. "Behold, prepare to knell before me, as the world soon will!" With that he spoke the evil words, and the ground shock and cracked, and the skys opened, and lava flowed over his body and then he was Satan!! Suddenly, Gru (who was playing dead) lunged at Satan, grabbing the Prime memories off him With the spell broken, this gave Acero time to stab satan in the eye sending him back to Hell! "Our work here is done" With that, they all went home, safe in the knowledge that Satan was gone and GOD was protecting them all along. The End