Mike laughs a little, pouring the almond milk onto a bowl of frosted flakes.
He puts the carton back into the fridge and shuts the door with his foot, turning around to set the bowl on the island so that he's facing Eddie.
"I have a feeling that you should definitely do that."
Eddie's phone chimes. Speaking of the devil— or, wait, should he say angel? Because it's Christmas? Whatever.
IMESSAGE
CHIE, EDS
chie
eddie!!!!!!
good morning!!!!!
marry christmas!!!!
eds
"marry"
chie
yeah hi my name is christmas
eds
????
chie
do u
not get the joke
eds
no????
chie
i'm not explaining a joke to you eddie
i thought i was the resident idiot
eds
OH WAIT
SHKSHS I GET IT
chie
congrats! you're officially the last to know!
eds
shut up ):<
how many people did u send that to HSKSHS
chie
just you <3
eds
it was a genuine typo wasn't it
chie
perhaps 👉👈
how has ur day been so far???
eds
nothing happened so far richie it's 9:30
all i did today was watch your video 6 times in a row
chie
howd u find my sex tape 😏🥵
eds
THAT ISSO NOT FUNNY SHKSHS
IMESSAGE: HETEROPHOBES ANONYMOUS
dumb idiot
i did it again......
moth
did what????
stampy
Repressed his emotions and Gay Panic by making innuendos.
dumb idiot
u know me so well 🤩🤩
stampy
It's like observing a wild ostrich.
moth
elaborate on that?
stampy
No.
Richie stop being a useless homo.
I will crack your back if you say another sexual joke to Eddie ever again.
dumb idiot
omg chiropractor tease nail emoji
stampy
Just use the emoji.
dumb idiot
i think it's time for a brand change
moth
oh god .......
stampy
This is the first brand change in months...
dumb idiot has changed their display name for 'HETEROPHOBES ANONYMOUS' to repressed idiot
moth
can we get an F in the chat for dumb idiot?
stampy
F.
repressed idiot
f
moth
F
repressed idiot
it feels like shedding my old skin
like a bird
stampy
BIRDS CERTAINLY DONT DO THAT
moth
OH????
richie u broke stan
repressed idiot
OH GOD OH FUCK
this is going to give me nightmares
do birds even have skin
stampy
Richard Tozier.
Yes, birds have skin.
You actual idiot.
repressed idiot
ah he's back to normal
moth
thank god
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Fanfictioneddie kaspbrak begins talking to a boy by the name of richie tozier, who lives in florida over 1,600 miles away from eddie's home in derry, maine. was #52 in reddie 🥺🥺💕
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