Poems

The Dreaded Christmas Fruitcake

Oh fruitcake, oh fruitcake,
Why are you heavy like a rock?
And why are people keep
Sending you to me?
I really wish they would stop.

Your texture is like rubber,
And your fruit is chewy like gum.
I think no one would give you as a gift,
If they'd ever eaten some.

I've tried to re-gifting you,
But you just keep coming back,
If I have to look at you one more time,
I think my mind would crack.

I really hate to be wasteful,
And I don't like to act rash,
But I can't take it anymore,
You're going to the trash!!!

By: Kelly Roper

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Authors Note

Since it's getting to Christmas, I will poems that are Christmasy. So we can go into a mood for the holiday season.

I hope you guys will like the Christmas poems 🥰🥰

If you don't like something that are Christmasy I'm sorry 🙃