By the time the noises have stopped, Eddie is laughing so hard that tears are dribbling down his cheeks and Mike has joined in, sitting next to him to have a view of the phone.
"I don't think the sandwich stripper life is for me," Richie mumbles, biting his lip to hold back laughter.
"The what life?!" Mike responds.
IMESSAGE: HETEROPHOBES ANONYMOUS
dumb idiot
i embarrassed the FUCK outta myself 2daycan we get an f in the chat
moth
Fstampy
F.Please don't tell me you broke another dish.
dumb idiot
,,,,,stampy
You dumb whore.moth
STAN YOURE SO BRUTALrichie baby what did u do
dumb idiot
eds called me cute and i panicked and threw my knife in the sink so hard that the dishes all fell and.....and the knife hit a cup and ..... broke it.....
and then called myself a sandwich stripper
moth
you dumb whorethere should b therapy 4 homos like u
gay panic should b a mental illness
dumb idiot
sorry boss i can't come into work 2day my gay panic is flaring up again ://moth
sounds like a plot for an austampy
I have no idea what that means.moth
an au????i always forget that u all had miserable childhoods and didn't engage in Fandoms . couldn't b me 😔😔
dumb idiot
i accidentally read a gravity falls fanfic where that kid with the hat fell in love w the triangle when i was 15 and criedstampy
I'm about to engage in Gen Z terminology.Gravity Falls hit different after that.
moth
did any1 else get their gay awakening from disney??stampy
... I did notmoth
ur so cool 4 a hetero i always forget ur straightdumb idiot
my gay awakening was austin mooni watched austin & ally until i was 15 just for him
moth
THATS SOCUTEKSKSJmy gay awakening was alex russo 😌😌
stampy
Alex Russo was a lesbian, I don't take constructive criticism.moth
i would KISS HER on the MOUTHdumb idiot
honestly why am i not holding justin russo in my arms rn u know???moth
bcs ur in love with eddiestampy
Because he's a fictional character.dumb idiot
):IMESSAGE
CHIE, EDSeds
chie!!!!!!!chie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chie baby!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey!!
hey hey hey
answer me ):
):
):<
chie
AWJWJSwhat eds baby!!!!!
eds
:D !!!i watched ur music video!!!
chie
i'm SO telling boris that u called it My Music Videoeds
shsksj ur the star of the show ...also ur cousin looks kind of like u but scarier and edgy
chie
he's me if i had a jawline and longer curlier haireds
he's u if u were slightly less cuteWAIT NO THATS MEAN
ur cousin is very cute.....
i'm just trying 2 compliment u but evidently i'm bad at that....
chie
ur the cutest person ever shskjsdid u like the video!!!!
eds
yeah!!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗘, reddie
Fanfictioneddie kaspbrak begins talking to a boy by the name of richie tozier, who lives in florida over 1,600 miles away from eddie's home in derry, maine. was #52 in reddie 🥺🥺💕
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