Random #2

Aight, Fuck THAT.

Okay, so a few months ago, my sister did something terrifying.
I don't care if you believe me or not but strange shit happens in this house.

So, I was trying to fall asleep one night, I had just turned off my game and i was laying down. I sleep on the floor, right? She sleeps next to me.

This bitch sits up, back straighter than my sexuality, eyes wide fucking open, and says in a monotone voice, "he's coming. He's coming.... he's coming... they're coming...."

I 👏 DIDN'T 👏 SLEEP 👏 FOR 👏 A 👏 FUCKIN 👏 WEEK.

when I asked her about it the next morning, she gave me a puzzled look, and very calmly said, "I didn't do that, I don't know what you're talking about.."

*Packs bags* Aight, imma head out. Bye.