Danny hit the off button after saying his quick outro. He sighed a breath of relief, as if he'd been holding a fart in during the video. He glanced over at Drew who was absorbed in whatever content was filtered into his Instagram.
"Well, that was fun, I guess," Danny said, trying not to be obvious that he felt ignored.
"Yah, I should probably get going. I need to film a few videos before I go on vacation," Drew mumbled without sparing Danny a glance.
Danny sprang from his seat like a lemur high on dopamine. He unsheathed a glass baby sword from his pocket and held it to Drew's left nipple, pushing h back against the wall.
"Why are you doing this?" Danny asked, "You've been different ever since we read the fanfic."
Drew's eyes squinted into slits and he snaked his tongue out all the way to his left nipple to lick the baby sword, "You know why."
Danny pulled back the baby sword and turned away from Drew. After quickly swallowing the sword, he spoke, "I don't know."
Drew spun around and swung the door to the office open. In a very quiet whisper he said, "I guess you aren't my baby yoda, then."
He shut the door behind him.
Danny wanted to pretend that he couldn't hear what he said, but he knew all too well. He farted and the baby sword fell out of his pant leg.
"Oh hey, baby sword."
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Danny n Drew
FanfictionIt all started as a joke. We thought it was funny to laugh at the stories our fans made about us. The funniest part was that it could never, in a million years, ever be true. However, the moment the camera turned off, whatever we decided to be was...
