-Goodboi,smollestofthesmol,pathetic, FeRaL, and shutup666 have joined the chat-
gang gang mfs
Goodboi: mornin
smollestofthesmol: waddup
pathetic: what the hell guys it's four am
pathetic: and who changed the chat name
FeRaL: good evening peasants
shutup666: what're you fuckers doing
Goodboi: we should be asking you the same question
shutup666: you don't wanna know
smollestofthesmol: i got this
smollestofthesmol: jacking off
pathetic: ur right
smollestofthesmol: zenitsu first off, I wasn't talking to you, and second, I damn well did not need to know that
FeRaL: you must be doing this action of jacking off to the mighty King Inosuke
pathetic: ...
Goodboi: ...
shutup666: ...
smollestofthesmol: ...If you weakasses won't say it, I will. Inosuke, what in the hot, kentucky fried, f u c k.
Goodboi: uhhhhh why don't we change the topic?
shutup666: sure
Bi bi bi
-pathetic and smollestofthesmol have joined the chat-
smollestofthesmol: were you actually jacking off to Inosuke
pathetic: possibly
smollestofthesmol: don't tell me that you are, hm, s e x u a l l y a t t r a c t e d to him
pathetic: maybe
smollestofthesmol: bitch give me an answer
pathetic: okay fine
pathetic: I kinda have a crush on inosuke
smollestofthesmol: lol I fucking called it
smollestofthesmol: so I'm assuming ur bi because a. That's the chat name and b. even though you have a crush on Inosuke, knowing your ass, you still want titties and coochie
pathetic: fucking spot on
pathetic: so wyd
gang gang mfs
-pathetic, smollestofthesmol, Goodboi, FeRal, and shutup666 have joinedthe chat-
shutup666: good evening asshats
Goodboi: genya we're at lunch
shutup666: so what evening can be whenever I want it to be
smollestofhesmol: can y'all shut up p l e a s e
smollestofthesmol: just because you guys have lunch break now doesn't mean I do
pathetic: what class r u in then
smollestofthesmol: I'm in botany with kanae-sensei
pathetic: oh she's chill right
smollestofthesmol: yuh but she gets really pissed off if we don't pay attention during lectures
pathetic: oOf sucks to be you
smollestofthesmol: OH SHIT SHES COMINGsjdneowk
Goodboi: what happened?
pathetic: she got caught on her phone by kanae-sensei
Goodboi: oh Shinobu-san's sister
pathetic: yah she was our old botany teacher
shutup666: big rip
FeRaL: I WILL YEET YOU INTO THE VOID
shutup666: w h a t t h e f u c k
What up y'all. Sorry bout taking hella long to update this chat, I had virtually no idea what to write for like a month. And,uh, I now present you with this crackheaded bullshit of a chat. Hope ya like it.
-Curved
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Demon Slayer group chat
FanfictionThe whole gang in a modern AU, with Nezuko and the three girls in middle school, the Kamaboko squad, Kanao, and Genya in high school, and most of the pillars in college save for Shinobu. I basically made this for shits and giggles so enjoy.
