Poki-The cake

Bet!

Disclaimer: Marvel and Percy Jackson DON'T belong to me. They belong to other people who I'm too lazy to say.

AN: First story, more like one-shot, ayyyyyy!!! I would appreciate feedback if you guys have any, and I've been into Poki for quite a while a decided to write a little short story on it. Also, I used like one curse word so for you people that get bothered by it, you've been warned.

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Percy's P.O.V:

"HELP HELP HELPPPPPP!!!" I yelled out, as I ran out of the elevator and into the living room.

"WHAT'S WRONG?!" Loki yelled as he emerged from the kitchen, waving a spatula everywhere resulting in the ground getting high-fived with batter. He looked quite adorable with the blue powder in his hair, the pink apron that has a chibi him waving his spoon around with a text box saying "DIE BY MY FOOD YOU INSOLENT MORTAL!", and having his eyebrows furrowed with a frown etched on his face from his worry.

I ran towards Loki, ignoring the Avenger's looks of curiosity and amusement towards me, and fell into his arms dramatically. "Loki...I don't know how much time *cough* I have left. Just know *caresses Loki's cheek as I stare into his stupidly pretty eyes* that I'll always...love....you" I trailed off as I promptly "fainted" into his arms.

Then I met the ground with a thump. Owwwwwwww my bum! Tony and Clint started to roar with laughter. Nat just smirked while Bruce continued reading his book, but you could see a small smile behind it. Thor was out shopping, which I'm pretty sure he doesn't know how too.

"Don't scare me like that!" Loki said with a sneer but it was obvious he was trying not to laugh. He gave a dramatic hair flip and strutted back to the kitchen, before anyone could see his growing blush that is, and lazily waving the spatula around in the air. He accidentally got some batter from the spatula on Steve as he strutted past the soldier that was leaving the kitchen.

"Oh come on!" Steve proclaimed meekly and tried to get the batter off, but failed miserably and only got more of it spread out . That just made Tony and Clint start laughing harder while Bruce just chuckled and Nat just snorted in amusement. I decided to be a nice person 'see I can be nice' I thought in my head and got the water from Clint's cup, "HEY!", and I drenched Steve. It got the batter out but now Steve looked like an angry poodle. That reminds me of that time whenever Annabeth made me say hi to the poodle. That poodle was grumpy in my opinion. How come the poodle was pink? Did it get blessed by Aphrodite, or maybe cursed? Ooooooo bird. How can bees fly? Isn't it physically impossible for them too? Imagine if Thor was a bumblebee bee, now that would be hilarious-

"Hey Perce!" Steve said irritably while snapping his fingers in front of my face.

"BUMBLEBEES!" I screeched as I jumped away from Steve and ran towards the kitchen. The sound of wheezing from Tony and Clint fading away along with thumps from Nat probably pushing them onto the ground.

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Loki's P.O.V:
(Before Percy burst through the elevator)

I was in the kitchen trying to make cake because I was going to prove to Percy that I could bake. Last night he said how I couldn't make food for my life, so we made a bet that if I could cook/bake something decent then he has to wear a dress and heels with make-up for a whole day. However, if I lost then I had to dress up as a chicken and do the chicken dance in front of the avengers.

I was going to win that bet, so here I was in the kitchen baking experimentally like an expert, which I am of course. (Btw my description of cake making is wrong, its been a while since I've made some. So please forgive my lack of cake knowledge) The eggs and milk whizzing through the air and pouring in the right amounts into the bowl im whizzing around, trying to make the batter look creamy. After a few minutes I got fed up since it looked pretty fluffy and just dumped it into the oven, put the time in, and huffed as I sat down on the counter with my legs crossed waiting for the oven the ding. I finally noticed Stars and Stripes drinking coffee while leaning on the fridge. "When in Odin did you pop up Spangles?" I drawled out while leaning back on the counter and looking at the ceiling.