I was in school getting bullied by some 184639282 graders as usual, suddenly, I see a large green figure start to walk over. "Another bully" I think. Then, I realize it's popular hottie shrek! He tells the 184639282 graders to fuck off and die, then the 184639282 graders ran away with their tails between their legs, they were literally furries in fursuits btw. Shrek comes up to me and says "Ar you okey?" "U-um! Yes shrek~San!" I quickly reply. He helps me up and asks "why were they bullying u?" "U-um...don't wanna say" I quickly reply, not wanting to confess my feelings for shrek, my senpai. Shrek says "Want to grab some cofeh after skewl?" "Sure shrek~San!" I reply. (After class). I waited for shrek at the front gate and soon enough I saw his giant green body walk toward me. "oWo what's this cafe?" I ask shrek "sure" shrek replies. Shrek walks over to a motorcycle and puts on a helmet. He motions for me to walk over to him and I do. He puts a helmet on me and sits down. "T-there's only one seat..." I say, "yes, get on" shrek says. I reluctantly get on behind him and wrap my arms around his waist. Girls were starring at us and I felt superior ( I am 😎👌). Me and shrek talked on the way to oWo what's this cafe and even flirted a bit, I felt so happy! When we got there we took our helmets off and walked inside. Shrek orders a coffe and I order some tea. We sit down to wait for our food. Me and shrek were talking and i had my hand on the table, when suddenly, shrek takes my hand in his. My face turns bright red as we keep talking. We get out drinks and sit down. "Wanna finish our drinks at that cherry tree?" I say. "Sure" shrek says and we walk to the tree. We sit down and I start trying to work up the courage to tell shrek I love him. "U-um shrek..." I stutter "yah" shrek replies. "I-I-um..shrek...I-I LOVE YOU" I finally stammer. Shrek looks overwhelmed with happiness. "I love you too" shrek replies. Shrek pulls me closer and kisses me. I'm overwhelmed with happiness as shrek says " will you be my girlfriend?" "What about Fiona?" I ask. "I was already about to break up with her" shrek replies. We then live happily ever after and get married, the end (this is a joke)
