Zodiac Signs Playing Golf

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Capricorn: ALRIGHT, WHO STOLE THE GOLF CART

Virgo: I'm pretty sure that there's a very reasonable expl-

Aries: WHO THE FUCK LET LEO DRIVE THE GOLF CART, HE'S TRYING TO RUN ME OVER

Pieces: DON'T LEAD HIM OVER HERE

Aquarius: *on the floor dying* This is great

Leo: SAGITTARIUS GET IN LOSER WE'RE ABOUT TO RUN SOME IDIOTS OVER

Sagittarius: Sure thing as long as I don't get run over too

Taurus: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU, PLEASE STOP CHASING ME

Leo: YOU DID NOTHING, I JUST WANT TO RUN PEOPLE OVER

Taurus: SCORPIO HE- AAHHHHHH

Scorpio: BLOODY HELL MATE

Gemini: YOU'LL NEVER BE RON SCORPIO

Scorpio: LEO RUN GEMINI OVER

Gemini: DON'T TRY ME BISH

Leo: COME HERE GEMINI

Virgo: Hey Cap, you wanna just go

Capricorn: Sure, we were never here

Aries: WAIT FOR ME

Leo: GEMINI I'M GETTING CLOSER

Gemini: *Magically appears in the backseat* You were saying bitch

Leo: WHAT THE FUCK

Sagittarius: LEO LOOK OUT WE'RE GONNA CR-

Cancer: I JUST WANTED TO PLAY GOLF, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS YEAR

Scorpio: You know we can never have nice things Cancer, should we take them to the hospital

Cancer: Yeah we should

Pieces: I'm alive, I'M ALIVE

Aquarius: *still dying*

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⏰ Ostatnio Aktualizowane: Nov 27, 2019 ⏰

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