if i show you what i look like
you show me what you aCTUALLY look like
do we have a deal
nah not really
fuck u
let me find a decent selfie
all my selfies are decent
oh really
100%
they don't call me zach for nothing
i-
sHOW ME YOU
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there loser
o h
cuter than i thought
wow thanks
who does your eyebrows
myself
do mine one day
what do your eyebrows look like
idk
straight lines
ffs zachary
just show me what you god damn look like
ok ok fIne >:(
tyvm :)
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there lOser
o h
so you are the 3 year old
yea i fooled you hA
what are you looking at
you
jk omg u ugly
sir i'm sensitive stOp
but u ugly too
not what my 2.4 million followers say
well my 842 followers say i look pretty fab
living that unknown life i see
yeah, much better when people don't attack
every person i know 😳
hey >:(
my fans are the best people in the world
right below me ofc 🤪
you're not even on the scale
yet
i regret texting u
you're annoying
that's so mean
ok and
honestly wait til i get in touch
with my lawyer
who is your lawyer
ur dad
oOoOoH
haha
so funny
jk pls don't get your dad after me
i won't wtf
good ok i got worried
so mr dropout
about this band
what band
OH my band?
ok i see why you're a dropout now
i thought that was clear the first time
it was
so your band
why don't we yes
wHy dOnT wE wHaT
oMg yOuRe sO qUiRkY
i kNoW
it's a great band
i bet
what song should i listen to
all of them
pick your fave
ummm
idk
i'll get daniel to pick one
is that mr daniel seavey
ofc ofc
give him my phone number
what
no
why not
because i texted you first
he doesn't need you
he's got other girls
he's hot
so am i
well
rude
he says listen to falling
falling for daniel seavey
o h
kidding lol
i gtg
text you l8r
ok loser
:)))
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basically
zach is the loml
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