Peter Parker and Tom Holland Imagines ✓

🕸🕷Grassy Ass [P.P]🕷🕸

"¿qué tal la dama?" (what about the lady?) he said pointing to you

Peter looked at you and said, "ella tendrá lo mismo" (she'll have the same)

You looked at them weirdly, not understanding a thing. Mr. Delmar smiled teasingly and nodded and told the guy in the kitchen your orders

"ella es tu novia?" (she your girlfriend?) mr. Delmar asked Peter, not looking at you as if you werent there

Peter then blushed slightly, "sí, senor Delmar" (yes, mr. Delmar) he slightly laughed

Mr. Delmar looked at you, then back at Peter and smiled teasingly at at him. "bien, ahora finalmente te mantendrás alejado de mi hija" (good, now you'll stay away from my daughter) he laughed

"solo hice eso porque no dejarás de preguntarme sobre mi tía" (i only did that because you wont stop asking about my aunt) Peter said, furrowing his eyebrows

Mr. Delmar just laughed and gave us our orders

"just so you guys know, i did not understand a thing you guys said, but grassy ass for the sandwich!" you exclaimed

They stopped, looking at you weirdly

"what?" mr. Delmar asked

"uh, grassy ass? Spanish for thanks?" you shrugged

Peter and mr. Delmar looked at eachother, trying so hard not to laugh

"uh," Peter starts and coughed with a slight laugh, "here mr. Delmar, we're gonna head out now. gracias por los sandwiches" (thanks for the sandwiches) he said, paying and saying gracias very sharp as if he was trying to tell you that you said it wrong and dragged me outside

Once we were outside, walking to the park, Peter let out a loud laugh, not caring if some people are staring

"why are you laughing so much?" you asked him

He wiped tears from laughing and told you, "g- gras-" he tried to continue but ended up laughing

You rolled your eyes and dragged him to sit down on one of the benches on the street

"Peter, breathe. Tell me what the heck you're laughing about?" you tole him, literally not getting it

He calmed down a little, "you just said an ass that's grassy to mr. Delmar instead of gracias" he said and started laughing again

You felt your cheeks blush, embarrased with what you've done

"a new core memory. Bloody hell, save me!" you screamed and put your face in your hands to hide your embarrasment

Peter really calmed down now and wrapped an arm around you, hugging you

"it's all cool, Y/N. It's just a tiny mistake" he said and rubbed your arm, "now let's go to the park and eat the sandwiches, shall we?" he said and stood up, offering you his hands

You just rolled your eyes took his hands, walking to the park

Once you were there, you both sat down on the grass (hehe) and Peter gave you your sandwich

"thanks" you said and started opening your sandwich

"dont you mean, grassy ass?" he asked, grinning

"you're never gonna let that go, wont you?" you sighed

"never" he said and laughed again

"Peterrrrr!!!" you just exclaimed and embarrasly bit your sandwich

And that's basically how your day went, well more like year, and the year after that, and the year after that year. Non ending teasing of the legendary, Grassy Ass

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Yeayea, its cringey

But someone please comment if there's anyone there. I need comments if this is bad or really bad

Hahahhaa

Anyways, that's that, and i want to meet Tom Holland but guess what, i'm from the Philippines and double guess what, i'm also broke

So there's basically no way i could literally fly to where he is and meet him cause that's not creepy at all

But yeah, i also want to meet Tom Felton cause i've been obsessed with him lately, well more of Draco, but yeah you get the point

So... Yeah. Bye Potahoes, i'll write when i feel like it

Larb yall 3000 ✨💜