???: I'm Shun Kaido a third year at Kuho academia. To the world I'm just a normal person but in reality a force called Black Beat dwells in my right arm. They are trying to steal it from me and forge a new world order. I'm referring to Dark Reunion
Kaido is seen smiling weirdly as people just walk past him while snickering
Oh boy. His body is grade twelve but his mind is grade eight
Scene change
Student: have you heard. A deadly snake escaped from the local zoo
Student2: there's a poisonous snake on the loose
Kaido: are you boys sure it escaped or did Dark Reunion set it free. Fear not the Jet Black Wing won't let this happen
Student5: wait you know who set the snake free Kaido
Student7: some wannabe supervillain named the Jet Black Wing
Kaido: no I'm the Jet Black Wing. Dark Reunion set that snake free in another plot to take over the world
Students: Dark Reunion!!!! Never heard of them
They walked away from Kaido and he walks over to (Y/N)
Kaido: looks like it's up to us to save the world again right (Y/N)
Here we go again. Unlike him I actually have super powers and that this is all just a game to him
Kaido: that snake, which I named Murder Dragoram Snake, is no ordinary snake
That name is too dramatic
Kaido: it's possible that the snake was genetically made by Dark Reunion. We're running out of time (Y/N). Tge world is counting on us to
Student10: hey they caught the snake!
Kaido just stood the not moving a muscle because of the news
Student3: that's great news. How did they catch it
Student10: well they found it at the school gate. It was kinda just laying there half dead
Kaido: is it possible that (Y/N) and I aren't the only people with super powers
Well he's not wrong about that one
Student3: why was it half dead
Student10: some first graders were whipping it around like a toy
That's one weak ass murder snake
The class started to to tease Kaido about Dark Reunion and he was unfazed by this. He then went to the bathroom to cry about it. (Y/N) was then called by one of the student council members to go to the council room
Talk about perfect timing
He got up and followed them to the council room. As he entered he went to sit down ignoring Sona and crossing his eyes
Sona: uhm (Y/N) what are you doing?
'I'm just checking on my classmates to be sure that they're ok'
Back in the classroom Nendo is currently standing still while the snake bites his crotch. The classroom freaks out because of this and Nendo fainted
Relax he isn't dead, it didn't even bite trough the fabric. Also yes I saw the snake coming and Sona calling me here is just a coincidence
Sona: how is crossing your eyes checking on your classmates
Narrator: clairvoyance. By crossing his eyes (Y/N) can remotely view distant locations
YOU ARE READING
God went to highschool
FanfictionIf you've ever seen Saiki k then you know what to expect. I fucked love this anime but they talk way too damn fast and the tone is everywhere. Anyway God died and gave his powers to a Highschooler let's see how this turns out