Marvel x Male Reader (1/2)

Marvel: The Musical (Multiverse Part 3)

[Reminder: Lyrics are tweaked]

Tony: I've ignored your "calls"
For months it seems
Never notice how selfish
I can be

Cause I can sometimes treat the people
That I love like jewelry

Cause I fill my mind each day
With toxins that change my personality

At least I remember your birthday
But that's because it's on a holiday

So I'm sorry to my generous lover
Sorry that I can't believe that anybody really starts to fall in love with me.

Sorry to my kind lover
I am sorry, yes indeed
Didn't mean to leave you
And our future for my horrible deeds

Ooohhhhh×3

I turn away when things are good
And never really understood
Why you look at me so sweetly
In ways no one ever could

I didn't mean to break your heart
To tear your soul inches apart
I was being careless from the start
I pushed you around like a shopping cart.

And I'm sorry to my loving lover
Sorry that I can't believe
That anybody ever really
Starts to fall in love with me.

Sorry Steve, incredible lover

Steve: *chuckle*

Tony: Sorry I could be so blind
Didn't mean to leave you
And all the things we had behind.

And someone will love you
Someone will love you×2
And hopefully that's me
Someone will love you×3
And I want that someone to be me

Sorry to my lovely lover
Sorry that I didn't believe
That such an amazing person
Could actually care about me.

Sorry to my amazing lover
Sorry something's wrong with my mind
I shouldn't have left you
And your feelings behind.

And (someone will love you)×3
I wish that person was me

And (someone will love you)×3
That someone is who I want to be.

End of 🎵🎶.

Steve: I love you.

Tony: I love you too.

Wade: I want to try.

You: He's gonna ruin it.

You: Well I wasn't wrong.

Wade: 🎶🎵 What's that agonizing sensation, every time you shit?
Well, I'll give you a clue, my sweet love rod caused it.

I gave you an STD
I inserted into you
An STD

That one night of perfection
May have ruined your digestion
You may not feel so good
And for that I'm really, sorry.

I gave you an STD

Peter: So, you caused blood to come out of my shit and a LOT of blood has been spilling out of my a-a-ass and I feel angry about this...

You: This is already ruined don't go too much into it.

Wade: That genital discomfort
Is my little gift to you
Yep, sometimes my dick
Ruins people's poo

Come on, sing with me!

Peter: Wade, I can't believe you.

1 minute later:

Wade: I gave you, I gave you, an STD
Not a UTI, since you're a guy.

You: Ok stop this *record scratches*, what an unnecessary sound effect. Wade how do you even have an STD? You have super healing.

Wade: I don't know. Lazy writing.

You: Anyone wanna end this on a good note? Literally?

Tony: Are you crazy, are you crazy are you crazy, are you crazy? Must be stupid if you think I'm gonna try again.

Clint: Life lesson: You just gotta igniiite the light and leeetttt it shine.

Natasha: Fuck this, fuck this. Fuck this very, very muuuuuuuuuuch.

You: I think I'll have to agree, we'd make quite a (platonic) paaiiir...
{Settle for me by Santino Fontana, also from the show Crazy Ex-Girlfriend}
I give up...NEVER GIVE UP NO, NEVER GIVE UP NO NO!

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