Pranushka-One Shots

Young Mac Darling had a Farm 😛

S was keenly observing the leaves. She was clad in a Saree with pallu tucked inside her waist.

D- what happened bangaram ? Is there anything fascinating?

D was only in his white vest and a dhoti was wrapped around his waist with a towel tied around his head giving him a pakka farmer look. He had a hoe in his hand.

S turned towards him and had an ' em unnadu ra babu 'feeling. He raised his brows.

S- 🙈 won't u leave this aviator shades ?

D- hehe...puppy ma...This 'll protect me from UV creations...err...I mean UV radiation😁. And moreover , after ' Saaho' this glasses were of no use. So I put this. Anyways we've to make use of our money right.

S - then why not your Adidas shoes ? Why chappals ?

D- er ...it's a bit costly baby. So according to the constitution of farming, one should wear chappals.

S- 😐 I've never heard of such thing. Farmers neither wear chappals...nor shoes.

D- that's farmers. This is your Pabsu pa. Your Billa , Jai & peddha Bahubali.
( He gave her a flying kiss 😘)
Btw...em jarigindhi puppy ma ?

S- what ?

D- you were keenly observing something .

S- ohhh...that...all the leaves were growing perfectly Pabsu pa. But today a worm 🐛 , ate half of a leaf🌿 . I sprayed the pesticide . 😎( she held her head high )

D- chewing leaves must be fun right ? But not for me. He smirked at the worm.

D- Bangaram I'm proud Of you. You did the right thing.

S's eyes gleamed in happiness. ☺
D in a swift motion , plucked the leaf and threw away.

D(confused 🤔) - did u say pesticide ? But I was only going to buy that. Where did u get it then ?

S showed his Armani code , 😁

D- 😲my ....my perfume....puppy ma , what 've you done ? I bought this for INR 9000.

S - who cares. It smell like pesticide only.

D- 😩

D. Mv - Pramod told me not to buy that costly perfume...we 'll get it for 500 rupees in chor bazaar. But I didn't hear him .😶 Pabsu ..you deserve it. Sob sob😢

S- Pabsu pa...don't worry . I'll buy Jaguar for you. It smells nice
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D*mumbling - it smells more of a jaguar's pee or may be cow dung. 🙄

S - Pabsu..all ok ?

D- fine . Ur wish. (I've no other option though)

S- ☺

D started examining his creations.

D - Ohh wow. This pumpkin is so beautiful. Just like my puppy ma.

S - 😕 so I look like a pumpkin Pabsu ?

D- No baby. You don't look like a pumpkin. But you've got it's beauty.

S- Huh.! What difference does it make ? Pumpkin is always a pumpkin.

D- hehe. U got it. Just like that. 😅

S- youuuu....😬😬

She started hitting his chest . He stopped her hands and leaned in for a kiss. But she just pushed him and started running. He followed her.

D- puppy ma..stop there ...please...grghh...this dhoti is getting loose.

He suddenly stopped in his tracks to save his legacy. Tightening the dhoti he felt something touching his face . D looked up to see an amazing sight. A long snake gourd was hanging down.