fate | ravn x hwanwoong

tHiRtEeN

kingsejong:
IM HERE PARENT 🤩

snowwhite:
apparently so am i
so spill

momheehee:
okay
so the dumb bitch left his window open
i'm inside
and ohmymy
youngjo is there in the living room along with hwanwoong
they're talking
wtf they're talking about my obsession with microwaves
stupid hoes
wait ohmy
i didn't listen to what they said but
youngjo: but i really do like you hwanwoong
hwanwoong: i really like you too
youngjo: so are you willing to date maybe?
hwanwoong: yes

myeongie:
its as if you're writing a cliche love story rn

momheehee:
they started making out fuck
ohmygod
its getting intense
they're going to hwanwoongs room
THIS IS GETTING R RATED I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE

snowwhite:
NO
STAY
WE NEED TO KNOW

momheehee:
wtf
they're jumping on hwanwoongs bed
OHMYGOD
HWANWOONG JUST TOLD YOUNGJO THAT
OHMYGOD I CANT
THIS IS TOO MUCH

tumblingelsa:
TELL US BABE ITS OKAY

myeongie:
YEAH WHAT DID HE SAY

momheehee:
IM SCREAMING

kingsejong:
TAKE CARE MOM
WHAT HAPPENED THOUGH

momheehee:
aw sweetie don't worry
OKAY
SHOULD I SAY IT?

snowwhite:
YES YOU DUMB BITCH

momheehee:
hwanwoong bought a microwave/oven AND TOLD YOUNGJOE THAT HES GIFTING IT TO ME AS HE FELT GUILTY ABOUT LYING TO ME THAT THEY DIDNT EXIST
ITS BLUE HOLY SHIT JUST LIKE MY HAIR

myeongie:
and here i thought it was something important

kingsejong:
MOM THATS AMAZING 🤩🤩🤩🤩
YOU DESERVE MORE THAN ALL THE MICROWAVE/OVENS IN THIS WORLD 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

tumblingelsa:
BABE IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU
OHMYGOD ANOTHER CHILD
GEONHAK DARLING YOURE GETTING A SIBLING🤩🤩🤩

kingsejong:
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

momheehee:
YOU DARLINGS I LOVE YOU
GEONHAK SWEETIE IM GOING TO BUY A PRESENT FOR YOU AND YOUR PARENT 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

myeongie:
wait how can you see what's going on in their room
won't they see you

momheehee:
the door is closed
but there's a hole right in the middle because i threw a knife at it once 😄
its like a peep hole tbh 👀
so i can see things

snowwhite:
wtaf is wrong with you gays
anygays what's going on between those two 👀

momheehee:
wait
oh
oh my
this is
i'm leaving

myeongie:
they're doing the thAng aren't they 👀

momheehee:
nope
its wOrSe

kingsejong:
*gasps*

tumblingelsa:
oh no are you okay?

momheehee:
i'm disowning yeo hwanwoong
he isn't my friend anymore
he
stole
my
maracas
and
is
jumping
on
the
bed
with
youngjo
shaking
MY
MARACAS

snowwhite:
shove a rubber chicken down their throats
that'll teach them

momheehee:
YOU ARE GREATER THAN INTELLECT
GEONHAK DARLING YOUR TASTE IN MEN IS IMPECCABLE

kingsejong:
thank you mom 🥰

momheehee:
oh wait
i have to climb down the window again
wish me luck 😔

tumblingelsa:
babe aren't you inside the house
you can just go through the front door yk

momheehee:
YES DARLING YOURE SO CLEVER
okay i'm heading down
also i'm going to buy watermelons for you and geonhak 🤩

kingsejong:
you're the best mom :')

sloppyoungjoe:
guys, hwanwoong and i have an announcement

a/n: 400 reads?? thank you so much you guys are 🤩🤩🤩