slide in the DMs - taeguk

😐five😐

CHAPTER FIVE
annoyed

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hobi
WHEN I SEE
KIM TAEHYUNG
AND MIN YOONGI'S
DUMBASS FACES IN
SCHOOL, IM GONNA—

jimin
not do anything
stupid and get
yourself suspended.

jeongguk
jimin, they ruined your
party!! aren't you even a
little mad about that??? 😐😐

jimin
yeah but...
i'm not surprised.

hobi
me neither, but it
wasn't even close to
being fuckin necessary!!
😡😡😡

jeongguk
oh no...hobi used
THREE red angry emojis
you better hide ladies n gents
and non-gender specific...pests??

jimin
PESTS??? HAND
IN YOUR GAY CARD
RIGHT NOW MISTER

hobi
I HOPE THE LO-GANG
FIND AND KILL U BRUV

jeongguk
me an hey oppas 😔

jimin
...

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taehyung
holy SHIT!! that prank
was fuckin baller bro!!!

yoongi
too fuckin right!!
did you see jimin?! he ran
out of his own house!! hahhh

taehyung
god i love you, bro
like full homo 😂

yoongi
damn taetae, fallin
for me? cute. wanna hang
at the skatepark? i got this
cool ass vape

taehyung
by "got" you mean
"stole"?

yoongi
don't question me

taehyung
yes daddy 😩

yoongi
man shut yo
gay ass up 😂😂

taehyung
you can't stop this gay!
boys! boys! boys! 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏳️‍🌈🌈

yoongi
shut up im outside

taehyung
this hole is ready daddy!!
🕳 💦

yoongi
i'm scared

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