Inspector Cosmos: Next!
*A man walks in with only black clothes*
Inspector Cosmos: Papers please.
???: I have none.
Inspector Cosmos: NO PAPERS!? THIS IS A OUTRAGE!
???: I am the king of the underworld and I will do as I want!
Inspector Cosmos: Well EVERYONE needs papers to cross the border!
Lord Ethan: No they don't.
Inspector Cosmos: Oh yes they do!
Lord Ethan: I will kill you if you don't let me pass!!
Inspector Cosmos: Ok ok....you m-may move a-along, s-sorry for the inconvenience!
Lord Ethan: Finally!!!
Inspector Cosmos: Next!
*two women come in holding frying pans*
Inspector Cosmos: Papers please.
*the women give Cosmos the papers*
Inspector Cosmos: So you there on the left, you are Maya Adams correct?
Maya: Yes.
Inspector Cosmos: And you there on the right, you are Ginga Adams correct?
Ginga: Yes.
Inspector Cosmos: Ok you may go.
Maya: I have a question!
Inspector Cosmos: Yes?
Ginga: Have you seen a man with all black clothing?
Inspector Cosmos: Yes I have. He was also a pain in the ass when he was here!
Maya: Ok then see you later!
Inspector Cosmos: Wait why do you want to see him?
Maya: Oh, he just owes me a frying pan that's all.
Inspector Cosmos: Oh yeah, I understand. Next!
*A man with a robotic suit and tail comes in*
Inspector Cosmos: Papers please.
???:
Inspector Cosmos: Wait what?
???: *leaves*
Inspector Cosmos: Ok then.....moving on. Next!
*Two women walk in*
Inspector Cosmos: Papers please.
*The women give Cosmos the papers*
Inspector Cosmos: So you are Queen Historia correct?
Historia: Yes.
Inspector Cosmos: And you are Hellia?
Hellia: Yes.
Inspector Cosmos: Well Hellia I am free this evening, so if you want to we can go out?
Hellia: Ewwww, gross! You!? No way!
Inspector Cosmos: Come on! I am rich AND I can transform into a golden three headed dra- *gets slapped*
*Histora and Hellia run away*
Inspector Cosmos: Blyat!!
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Greatness with Vodka
HumorGlory Greatest! (I don't really expect anyone to read this) This is the book where I put my weirdness and excitement inside. So read if you will...I don't really care.
