A Crackfic

W.A.T-chan's Confession

W.A.T-chan's strawberry-pink hair swiveled through the spring wind, catching a few cherry blossoms and squirrel remains along the way.

Her equally as pink irises sparkled at the sight of her long crushed senpai.

"S-senpai!"

Cream-senpai turned around, a large chunk of melon pan still in her mouth, amber irises glimmering as usual.

"Hm?"

"S-senpai, please accept my confession!"

A pink envelope, riddled with creases, topped with an uneven amount of glitter and My Little Pony stickers met Cream-senpai's gaze.

Curious and still surprised, she ran her flawless skin on the surface and opened it with grace.

Turns out, it was full of pictures of Cream-senpai's toes and fingers, though it was hard to differentiate since they look almost alike.

"S-so?"

"You-"

Luminous tears rimmed around her eyes, her faint blush became more apparent.

"You fucking BaKA!"

"H-huh??"

"THE BLOOD YOU USED TO SPELL-YOU SPELT MY NAME WRONG!"

"AND ALSO- YOU KNOW CLEARLY WELL THAT RAINBOW DASH IS BEST GIRL, BUT YOU USED PINKIE PIE INSTEAD!"

"N-no, Cream-senpai! But I like you! Mostly your toes and fingers- but I love you!"

"It's over, Jim. I thought you were bae, but turns out..."

"No, s-senpai!"

"You were just-fam."

W.A.T-chan choked on her tears, she couldn't that believe her senpai- her only love since first year- has rejected her.

"B-but what about my toe and finger collection??"

"You better delete that right now or else I'm gonna eat Meimei for dinner tonight.

"NOT IF I EAT MEIMEI FIRST! I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, SENPAI, ANYTHING BUT THE TOES AND FINGER COLLECTION, BUT ANYTHING AT ALL!"

But right after snapping, she only saw the silhouette of her senpai growing smaller and smaller, still munching on her melon pan, who seems to gain the love from Cream-senpai more than herself.

"Anything to let you love me......"

A/N: This is so cursed I'm so sorry,, :')