Well damn
Me - Get a boat, go to the middle of the ocean, tie some weights to his arms and legs, then throw him in.
Don't judge me.
Unknown number - Lol I didn't expect a response. You know I was kidding right?
Me: ....
Me: Who tf is this?
Unknown number- I don't know you. I just typed in some random numbers and said something. You know, the normal thing you do when you're bored. Love your reaction tho. My name is Josh
Me: Well Josh thank you. And now you know where to hide a body so your welcome. But it's not like I've hid one before because that takes too much work. The names McKenzie Btw. Although my friends call me Mack.
I just made that nickname up. But my name really is McKenzie. However I don't care if I'm texting a stranger, he could be a stalker wanting to kill me, but I have been through enough so I'm not even a little bit scared of dying. So I am going to take a risk and add him to my contacts
Josh: Hey McKenzie wanna be my friend?
Me: Why. Your just a creepy person who literally just asked where to hide a body.
Josh: well sorry about that. but for one I just want a real friend because my "friends" are not trust worthy. ANNND 2 I don't feel like typing McKenzie every time I address you. Mack is so much easier.
Me: FIIINNNNE. I need more friends
Me: BTW follow my Instagram @_.queenpanda._ And @trombonegrl is my spamm
Me: I swear I'm not an attention whore. I want to give my friend my personal account. Even if you are a serial killer and your right outside my door
josh: no comment on the serial killer part. You seem more like a loner than an attention whore. @goawaypeople is my insta
Me: kk I'll follow. BTWWWW I love that username cause its a whole mood.
Me: Youre a serial killer? Thats so fucking cool.
Josh: Heh thanks.. For both. So are you single?
Me: No comment.
Is it that obvious I'm single?
Josh: allllllright. Ghoigtfoot5g54j Wanna play a game?
Me: can't my class is going to start soon
Josh- how old are you
Me- ummm 28194017 in january. CAPRICORN FOR LIFE. wbu
Josh: alright 17 years old. I'm almost 20. IN JANUARY
Me: old man
Old man: I AM NOT OLD.
Old man: ill prove it
Old man: *insert picture of a cute guy*
A/N : SERIOUSLY THOUGH PICTURE HIM AS SOME CUTE 19 YEAR OLD. I"M TO LAZY TO MAKE A CAST.
Ohmegoodness ohmegoodness ohmegoodness ohmegoodness. I think I'm being pranked. No one is that hot.
me: Average
Young man: I am a freakin Greek god and you say average. Girls love me. Bet your still looking at my picture
How did he know?!?!?
me: Gross your that type of person. Bye. We aren't friends anymore
Young man: what
Young man: come back
Chapter 1 - The start
Start from the beginning
