The Bible of Shrek

Chapter 1: How it all began

It all began with the birth of an onion...This onion strouted out of the ground with the force of 100 nucular bombs. The entire earth seemed to burst into flames as the onion sat still, untouched by the fire and brimestone. But suuprisingly everything semmed to fall stiller and stiller as the layers of the onion peeled away to reveal two green ears. After a wile the layers of the onion had all peeled away shrek stepped out. Rain water covered the earth as Shrek formed the swamps. Little bye little, everything started to come to come together. But as the swamps formed, somthing else did to... Humans were born out of the muck of the swamp, and these pesky humans were messing with Shrek's vison of the perfect swamp. The humans adappted the marsh to there idea of a  "perfect world". After that, there was only a small patch of swamp left. The humans formed groups, and then kingdoms. The more dim wited people that were part of theese kingdoms formed groups to harass shrek and his swamp. But, shrek always managed to scare them off.