I Rank Jojos

I rank jojos based on how much I'd like to meet them irl

#5: Jotaro Kujo
have you seen this man ?? he's terrifying. he's really tall, buff, and very intimidating. would I cry if I saw this man in public? yes. yes i would.

#4: Joseph Joestar
big, thick and pretty intimidating to be honest. although I relate so much to this man. we're both chaotic idiots and that i can respect. with our combined chaotic energy, the world would probably end.

#3: Jonathan Joestar
honestly, he's just tall and thick and I'm terrified. however, he's very sweet and I would pay good money for this man to embrace me and tell me I'm valid and that everything is alright.

#2: Giorno Giovanna
he is honestly baby. he kind of scares me still but he's pretty chill. he's very big brain and I think we would get along. maybe. I really want to see if I can fit my hand in his donuts (this is not a euphemism)

#1: Josuke Higashikata
I LOVE THIS BOY SO MUCH. I WOULD DIE FOR HIM ?? PLEASE I REALLY WANT TO HOLD HIS HAND. MORE THAN ANYTHING. seriously, I would love for josuke to graduate from being my anime bf to my actual real life bf. ellen make this happen.