October 20, 6:40 pm
Omegle
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like nurse and goal keeper
Rylie:
So tagal naman mag hi
Stranger:
Hahaha hi
Rylie:
Ang saya mo ah
Rylie:
Sana all
Stranger:
Why? You sad?
Rylie:
Not really
Rylie:
Trip ko lang maginarte. Bakit ba?
Stranger:
Hahaha
Rylie:
Eh?
Rylie:
So dry. But your 'hahaha' is better than 'M. Horny'
Rylie:
Wait are you M?
Stranger:
Huh? I'm not horny
Stranger:
And who is M?
Rylie:
Thank gosh
Rylie:
M is for *insert the apelyido of my crush*
Rylie:
Joke! M is for male and F is for female
Stranger:
Oh
Stranger:
Yes. I'm M
Rylie:
Anyway, buti na lang talaga you're not like those malibog
Rylie:
Kanina pa kaya mga ganun ang naco-connect sa'kin kanina and I always disconnect them
Stranger:
That's good
Stranger:
Why are you here anyway?
Rylie:
I'm bored and I want a jowa na
Rylie:
Or kausap lang
Rylie:
E ikaw why are you here?
Stranger:
I was waiting for a reply
Rylie:
Oh
Rylie:
Ikaw ah! You have jowa na pala tapos you're here pa! Bawal yan
Stranger:
Hindi. Wala akong girlfriend
Stranger:
I was waiting for a friend's reply
Rylie:
Ah akala ko naman
Rylie:
You're into nurses and goal keepers din?
Stranger:
Haha no
Stranger:
I don't prefer women who are in the same field as mine
Rylie:
Omg! So you're a nurse?
Stranger:
Yeah. And a goal keeper too when I was in highschool and college
Rylie:
Ang galing!
