Div and Shaun spam

sorry shaun im gay so

another chapter about div

she's the type of woman I, in physical aspects, aspire to be like honestly

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She is 5ft 9 and she will brag about it openly and laugh at those less than 5ft 4,, she's ruthless and will address you as 'kid'

Favourite colours: grey, Grey and dark turquoise

Someone once suggested an anger management class to her when she was 17; she punched them

She doesn't like most furry domesticated animals but she does like reptiles

If you're jumpy, she'll take advantage of this and will scare you every time she sees you

Goes boxing and is serious about it; can find her at the gym at 5am

Stubbed a cigarette on her mum's grave, wonders how her nan's still alive ("I swear that bitch refuses to go into the dirt")

Some dirty and slightly illegal shit she did as a teen was when at bars or parties, tried to get girls drunk or tipsy and then get herself a lil bit tipsy so they can fuck and blame it on the alcohol (she'd only get herself slightly tipsy just to feel less guilt)

Once had a drug trip so bad she nearly killed Shaun after hallucinating he was going to try and kill her. She doesn't like to talk about it

Kind of a boomer lol: "if y'lazy then ya get what's comin to y'."

Hates kids

Will take a long ass time for her to soften up on your and her own terms, but if by chance she's lowkey smitten then she'll just try to fluster or make you do smth cute just for her own gratification

If confronted by which type of woman is her favourite she'll reply,

"Can't afford t'choose, my fingers need to be warm."