creative writing shits

rUni, ewin, and cum

"Fuck!"

I ate his ass, no homo tho. Neither I nor he said the words aloud. An awkward silence filled the dark room. Then the sound of snorting filled the room. It was cocaine man.

"Ay yo bruh dudes" My stupid sister walked in, a giant fuckin joint in her left hand and a bag of more in her right. I drank my blended babies out of my hydroflask and sat up.

"Sksksk, sis, heres the tea. I have some fat joints do you guys want." My sister fixed her scrunchies.

"Yeye let's do it.", The man of whom i ate ass says, sitting up and holding out a hand. My sister pulls out a lighter with Disney princesses on it and gives the guy a joint and said lighter.

Then a portal opens and a Shrek mermaid emerges and eat the man who's ass was ate, then sinks into the floor.

"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP" I yelled as the majestic Shrek mermaid disappeared with the man whose ass was eaten. My sister looks at the portal as if it was a normal thing, which it was, and looked at me.

"You wanna big fat joint?"

My dad walks in and takes the joint and reveals that he didn't get milk.