Marvel x Male Reader (1/2)

Love Triangle One-Shot #2: Bucky Barnes and Tony Stark

Peter was dressed up as Thor ( I was gonna say Rihanna as a Tom holland reference but since he "dressed up" as Thor in homecoming....yeah. Also it would ruin what's next)

Tony was  T-1000

Steve was Bucky

Bucky was Steve

Bruce was Megatron

Tony: Everybody, may I present to you the man of the evening, Y/N!

And you revealed yourself, dressed as Moana ( I know I'm mentioning Moana a lot, but I love the movie, sorry).

Everyone was surprised, you grabbed the microphone and said:

" I am Moana of Motunui, you will board my boat, sail across the sea, and restore the heart of Te Fiti."

You were wearing a coconut bra, so it was weird, but you were proud.

Deadpool: THIS IS JUST GETTING WEIRD!!!

You: DEADPOOL 2 WAS MORE ABOUT YENTL THAN RUSSEL!!!

Tony: How did you get in? And since when do you know Deadpool?

You: He's not gonna kill anyone, DP PLEASE DON'T KILL ANYONE!!!

Deadpool: I WAS JUST LEAVING, SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE-SHOT!!!

You went to Peter:

You: I'm surprised you're here.

Peter: Why so?

You: You can't drink alcohol, must be boring for you.

Peter: It's fun watching drunk people.

Bucky: Listen, I...

You: What? Is it sinful to dress up like a woman, Jesus?

Bucky: Do I really look like Jesus?

You: yup.

Bucky: I didn't mean what I said, it was a misunderstanding, I didn't know it was rude, I don't hate fa...gay people.

You: How do I know that this isn't just to give a good impression?

Bucky: Like this.

He pulled you in for a kiss, since you were sober you had the logic to pull back, but damn was he a good kisser.

Bucky: Now you believe me?

You: *sniff* you don't reek of alcohol so yes.

Bucky: I was thinking maybe we could go out on a...date?

You: I'll answer you when I'm drunk.

Now everyone is drunk, except Steve, Thor and Banner...and Bucky

Speaking of Bruce, he left because his "outfit" was too uncomfortable.

And here we have Tony slurring

Tony: You...arre ssssrexry.

You: Whatt?

Tony: Hot. You.hot me.boner. I need to make out with you.

Bucky: Hey Y/N.

You: Hey Steve.

Bucky: It's Bucky.

You: Did Steve retire? On my first day? Was it because of me?

You started crying.

Somewhere Peter was laughing his ass off.

Tony: Hey, unobtainium, I bet I could obtain  you.

You: Bucky, yes on the date, July 27th 2016, in Canada. And then you could be Captain Canada, because Admiral America sounds better. And Falcon should be Eagle, and I should be Mysterio illusions but real and not evil.
Mr.Elemental, that's my new superhero name.

Tony: No, go on date with me, I'm special.

You: Is this because I have fruit boobs?

Day 2:

You woke up with a headache. And then you saw Bucky and Tony laying next to you.

You: uhhhh....WHAT THE FUCK?!

Bucky & Tony: Huh?

Bucky: Shit.

Tony: What the fuck happened?

Bucky: We had a threesome.

You: Great, I lost my virginity and can't remember any of it.

Bucky: How are you a virgin? You were a pro.

You: Thank you, Captain Canada. Okay it's coming back to m OOWWW!
Clearly I was bottom.

Bucky: Uhhh, actually...

You: I was middle, wasn't I?

You: OH MY GOD, TONY WAS DEFINITELY TOP!

Tony: You're so loud, how do you not have a horrible hangover.

You: Your enormous dick must have reached my head and taken all the pain to my ass.

Bucky: You have a boner.

You: I remember last night (😏).

You: Maybe we should forget any of this  happened.

Bucky: What about our date?

You: Oh motherfucking AAAAH!
I can't, I just can't, this is too much, I can't handle this; please let's eradicate this from our brains and make sure no one finds out.

You all avoided each other the whole day.

Day 3:

You patrolled the city with spidey: It was fun.

Day 4:

You formed a bond with everybody.

Day 5: You had a conversation with Buck and Tones individually, you still wanted to be their friends.

Day 6:

Deadpool:  Fourth wall breakers in the flesh.

You: We are the fanfic squad.

Peter: What are you...

DP and You: SHUT UP, SPIDER.

Spidey: Sorry?

Deadpool: Why does he wear spandex instead of leather?

You: Oh my god.

DP_and_YN: Bang Bang dignity batarang, dang dang we're the hero gang.

Day 7:

Now, everything had been resolved, you put the past behind, murdered it...

Deadpool: No, you are NOT making a star wars reference.

You didn't put a coin in the pocket of the past to protect it from a bullet.

Deadpool: Just end the one-shot, this isn't funny anymore.

But what about spideypool?

Deadpool: Fair point, baby boy? Petey-pie?

Peter: Wade, stop calling me th...

And then they made out.

Deadpool: Wait no, don't Pg13 this, Smut time!
Wade grabbed Peter's a...

THE END

1680 words...including "THE END"

WOW! I wrote....a LOT

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-GAYbriel 💋🧚‍♂️