Coffee: *is spiked*
Tag: *drinks coffee*
Me: tag what are you doing?
Tag: mOm!1! Syli is acting strange again! *points to chair*
Me: um... wat
Tag: *kisses wall* bUt I lOvE hIm MoM
Me: (☉_☉)
Tag: I wAnT tO dIe
Me: you can gladly do that...?
Basil: tag... are you okay?
Tag: wHy ArE yOu A sCoTtIsH
Me: ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽
Tag: why do you look like a freaking mountain
Me: are you drunk? How high are you?
Tag: yogurt *passes out*
