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"Do you know what toothpaste is?" ~John, extremely drunk.


"DOGFISH" ~Hamilton running on two seconds of sleep.


"I am going to suck someones genital regions no matter what they are then I'm gonna go suck my boyfriend k?" ~Hercules, extremely horny.


"Ok but fuck?" ~Burr, tired of the RevSquad


"Noodle-y bitch." ~Laf, new to american insults.


"OH MY GOD YOU USELESS PAPERCLIP" ~Laurens @ Charles Lee


"I want eat die." ~GEOOORGE WASHINGTON


"Is that a grape?? Yeet cool" ~Laf, still relatively new to modern slang.


"I'm gonna jump off a microwave if you don't shut your ever flapping gob talker" ~Jefferson @ Hamilton


"Oh worm? Did I do it right?" ~Hamilton, new to modern slang.

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