H.P.B.N.T

CHAPTER ONE
THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

BEA POV.
FIRST DAY NANAMAN NAKAKATAMAD NANG PUMASOK EHH SOBRANG EWAN
NAKAKAINIS!!!

*AT SCHOOL*

BEA:
PUTA SINONG MAGIGING TEACHER KO KAYA??

MAMA:
NAK DYAN KA LANG BIBILI AKO NG PANYO OKAY

BEA:OKAY PO!

TAPOS DUMATING NA ANG GURO AT BINUKSAN ANG PINTO..

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GOOD MORNING AKO PALA SI
SIR JHUN ANG ADVISER NIYO THIS
YEAR...

BEA:
OHHHHH GOD MASUNGIT ANG TEACHER KO NGAYON WTF.

SIR JHUN:
MAY MGA RULES TAYO
1:WHERE YOUR FOOT SOCKS
2:AYOKO NG MAINGAY
3:GUSTO KO LAHAT NG MGA BABAE AT LALAKE AY MAAAYOS ANG MUKHA HINDI MUKHANG PULUBI
4:SPEAK IN ENGLISH WHILE TALKING OKAY
5:GUSTO KONG MAAYOS KAYONG TIGNAN.
OKAY SO NOW LET'S START WITH ENTRUDUCE YOURSELF
OKAY

BEA:
WELL BUWISET

AUTOR:
LAGPASAN NANATIN ANG IBA DUN NA TAYO SA TATLO

???:
HI IM MITZ JIN GRAY BACALI
AND IM 11 YEARS OLD IM FROM SUNNY BROKE 1

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HI MY NAME IS APRIL JOANNA MAY CAY-ENG IM 11 YEARS OLD
IN FROM BGY.SANTIAGO GEN TRIAS CAVITE

BEA:
HI MY NAME IS BEATRIS LAUREEN P. GAURANO IM 11 YEARS OLD IM FROM PASCAM 2 GEN TRIAS CAVITE

SIR:
OKAY SO LETS START THE CLASS
FIRTS WE HAVE ESP,MATH,ENGLISH I WANT YOU ALL SPEAK IN ENGLISH
OKAY

STUDENTS:
YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SIR:
OKAY SO BEFORE WE START COPY THIS ONE

STUDENTS:
OKAY

AT HOME

BEA:
HSSSTTTTT!!! AYOKO NAAAAAA!!!!!!

GAB:
AHHHHH SI SIR JHUN YUNG MASUNGIT NA TEACHER TANGA MABAIT YUN SARAP SAPAKIN YUN YUNG NAG TAWAG SAAKIN NA SALING KIT KIT EHHH

BEA:
BUTI NGAAAA

*THE NEXT DAY O noF SCHOOL.*

???POV:
WAIT PARANG KILALA KO YUN HA?? CLASSMATE KO YUN NUNG GRADE 4
AHHHHH??HMMM I MUST KNOW

BEA POV:
WAIT SI RANDY YUN HA? CLASSMATE KO NUNG GRADE 4 WTF!!!

AT ROOM

SIR:
OKAY YUNG MGA BAGO AY
ISULAT ANG PANGALAN SA PAPEL BIG LETTERS GANDAHAN

OTHERS STUDENTS:
OKAY SIR

SIR:
YOU MAY DO YOUR WORK

RANDY:
TE? SINO KA NGA BA ULET?

BEA:
BEA..YOUR FREIND NOONG GRADE 4

RANDY:
AAAAAAHHHHH
YUNG LAGING PINAPAGALITAN NG NI MAAM LUZ??

BEA:
OO

FLASHBACK:

BEA:
PUTANGINA!!!!!!!

MAAM LUZ:
BEA BIBIG MO AYUS AYUSING MO SALITA MO!!

BEA:
SORRY MAAM

MAAM LUZ:
MAG WALIS KA SA LABAS TANGALIN MO SA COURT YUNG MGA BASURA

BEA:
YES MAAM!!

END OF FLASHBACK

RANDY:
AHAHAHAAHAHAH IKAW YUN!

BEA:
OO..

RANDY:
PARANG DI KITA NAKITA NUNG GRADE 5 AKO

BEA:
WALA AKO DITO NUNG GRADE 5
NASA DEL ROSARIO AKO BUMALIK LANG ULET AKO DITO

RANDY:
OKAY PERO ANONG SADYA??

BEA:
.................

*FLASHBACK*

KARL:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LAKI ILONG HALIMAW BOBO BALIW

JENIEL:
AHAHAHAHAH ABNOMARL

JARED:
PANGET SI BEAAAAAA!!!

BEA:
IKAW YUN BABOY!!!!

JARED:
ANO??

BEA: BINGE KABA SABI KO BABOY

DINURAAN NI JARED SI BEA ATTT..

BEA:
YAK EWWWW DUGO NG BABOY
YAKKK VIRUS KADIRI EWWW MAG PUPUNAS AKO RIGHT NOW

KARL/JENIEL:
SHSHHAHAHAGAGAH DUGO NG BABOY SAKIT NON

END OF FLASH BACK

BEA:
SO YEAH~

RANDY:
AHHHH OKAY...

HI GUYS HOPE YOU ENJOY THE STORY OR H.P.B.N.T

BYE~ LUV YALL WOLFIESS

HUGOT FOR TODAY:
TAYO,AKO,KAYO.

OO NA WALANG TAYO KASI UMASA LANG AKO SAYO KASI MERON NA PALANG KAYO...