Author: looks like we have a dare for Lustfragment and fragmant from Crosskarma1 it says okay so here's my dare original fragment kiss lost fragment don't ask
Fragment: I don't mean to sound rude or anything but would you politely go choke on a dick because I'm not doing that
Lustfragment: oh hell yeah pucker up my little fragment and maybe I will
Author: ...... I have a very bad feeling
Fragment: *looks at Lustfragment with my left eye activated green flames burning* as for you how about you go jump off a bridge or go break into a petting zoo and hump the Gorillaz
Lustfragment: oh come on it's not going to be that bad trust me *winks*
Author: I really don't like where this is going
Fragment: I really do hate using my power *snaps his fingers as the question gets snaped in half*
Lustfragment author: HOW!!!
Fragment: the rules of physics and reality don't apply to me I can simply just break them after all I'm not a normal San's
Lustfragment: *looks down sad* all I wanted was a little smooch
Fragment: okay you know what will this make you shut up *kisses Lustfragment cheek*
Lustfragment: hehe now how about you come here and give me some more sugar
Fragment: if you come towards me I'm going to slap the ever-living Lust out of you
Lustfragment: *sits down poking his fingers together* okay okay I'll stop
Author: that was a bit awkward anyway on to the next question
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