Congratulations. You've found my diary. I don't know how you did it, because I always hide it in a secret spot in my room (I guess it's not so secret anymore). You must be pretty smart.
Just because you found it doesn't mean you get to read it, so put it back where you found it, or else...
Ben, if you're reading this, I'm going to kill you. How many times have I told you to stay out of my room?
