We Clownin'

working for the man himself

Today is September 7, 2019 aka the day i start working for Jeffree Star. i am so excited i could literally scream. he announced on Twitter that he needed someone to help him around the house, his crew wasn't enough apparently. out of millions I somehow got picked, ugh I'm so lucky!!

anyways, i get there right and there's like this camera crew here and i see a blue ass car in his driveway along with all these other fancy cars. I'm not used to seeing this, let alone a whole ass mansion. i knock on this tall door waiting for someone that answer the door. on this other side, I hear alot of talking coming from, what sounded like men. and I was right. a tall BUFF ass man answered the door wide enough for me to see the inside of Jeffree's house. I was smart enough to know that that wasn't Jeffree...

     "Are you gonna let me in or are you just gonna stand there lookin at me?" I asked this weird looking man.

he left me in, finally, before giving me a dirty look.

"Jeffree.... there's this short midget ass girl at your door!" He and this other guy laughed, who looked seemingly like him,but uglier.

       "okay thanos built ass, with this fake ass wanna be next to you. like are y'all supposed to be twins or somethin? "

" Duh. " the ugly one replied.

        " cute. "

Jeffree finally came down stairs, in a pink robe, sipping red bull.

        "JEFFREE!!" I gave him air hugs and kisses, which he gave back.

i heard one of the thanos twins sigh heavily.

"Can we start filming or what ?" thing 1 asked.

" Hmmm not until Nate gets back with my taco Bell. Mama's hungry." Jeffree replied

" We should do a mukbang." thing 2 suggested.

" That's basic."

while they were conversating, I set my things on the kitchen counter, examining the place.

thing 1 followed me. ugh.

"But seriously, who are you?" he folded his gorilla like arms.

         " Veronica. I work for Jeffree now." I said proudly for some odd reason.

" Cool. We're filming a YouTube video for our channel."

          "Awesome. You must be new then 'cause I've never heard of you."

"Hahaha no actually we kinda been doin' this since vine." he made a face that said he was proud of that...

           "Wow......so what's your name?" 

"I'm Grayson, and that's my brother Ethan."

'Ethan' waved from the foyer.

i studied his physique..... yep that's thanos alright.

".....What?"

          "nothing. thanos."

"OoOoh how original!" he taunted me. I just grinned in response.

i will admit, he was somewhat good looking. I use that loosely. he just wasn't my 'type', whatever that was. i decided to play nice from here on out, unless i was provoked.

Grayson just.....stared. which i hated! i don't care if you're some 'youtube' star.

Jeffree pulled me to the side to talk about all the things i would be required to do,all of which were pretty easy for the most part. he also told me about all the benefits I will get. kinda like when you're working a retail job and you have in-store discounts.

"Could you actually go help Nate bring in the taco Bell? he can't carry all the bags."

I did what I was told.
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" One like equals one prayer for our bank account hahahaha "

they joined in laughter when i rolled my eyes. I see right thru this fake ass friendship. it's all for money. prove me wrong...

"We'll see you all in the next one, bye guys!" Jeffree concluded his video and let out a big sigh.