ok so damn single
but i have a wife and a child.
my child's name is carl and he's-
wait how old is he?
*google*
ok so i think he's like fourteen
so my child is older than me
but anyways
my wife is jadeisliterallytrash and she's great. she's really funny and she doesn't stop talking about anime but it's okay because i don't stop talking about hamilton so we are even. she's kinda quiet and really good at drawing. she is a good parent and doesn't mind me fanning over turtles.I REALLY WANT A TURTLE BTW
lol.
yeah but she's great and i wouldn't change my wife if i had the choice to.
i sent her this picture:and basically just be glad we don't go to the same school because he'd be dead on tuesday. "who is that? i'm asking for... science"
yeah i bET