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Zayn: ...

Liam: Harrys my baby thanks.

Perrie: So you were the guy i met in the alley?

Liam: I think you'll find it was in a under pass, but yes. And i want to take full custody of Harry.

Louis: Hazza's mine.

Perrie: You can't have full custody... we have a bond... you know because i'm his mother...

Louis: HE'S MINE!

Harry: Do i have a say in this?

Perrie: NO

Liam: Of course not sweetie...

Louis: ...

Harry: Zayn?

Zayn: Sorry mate, i'm staying out of this one

Harry: Stan?

Stan: Oh you all finally realised i was still here hmm?

Harry: why are you always in such a grumpy mood. Come on mate just because you have to sit down to pee and are on a continous man period doesn't mean you have to be a grumpy git.

Niall: Whoa, i want popcorn.... does nandos have popcorn?

Eleanor has just signed on

Eleanor: Hi everyone

Louis: I WON'T LET YOU TAKE HARRY AWAY FROM ME!!! HE'S MINE AND NOONE ELSES OKAY?!? GOOD.

Eleanor: I wasn't :S

Eleanor has left the conversation

Harry: I think my cat threw up on my sister...

Louis: EWWWW

Zayn: I want to be ubducted by aliens... IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

Perrie: Harrys my baby. And Aliens?

Zayn: I'd take their UFO

Perrie: That's illegal

Zayn: I don't think police live in outer space Pear.

Perrie:...

Harry: I'm going i'm sleepy

Niall: We all know why ;)

Louis: sorry i kept you up all night babe ;)

Harry: I enjoyed it bubs ;)

Liam: OKAY THATS ENOUGH! You're always making us feel so awkward on here!

Louis: Someone is a bit sexually frustrated... Niall i'll leave you to deal with that ;)

Liam: What?

Niall: LOU!

Harry: Hahahaha

Louis: MWUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Louis has left the conversation

Harry: byeeeeeee Mummy and daddy and uncle Zaynie and Cousin Niall and grumpy Stan

Stan: Bye Annoying twit... You're not that bad when you get over your awkwardness

Harry: You're not bad when you get over your grumpiness

Perrie: Honestly it's like i'm in a conversation full of women. Bitchy women.

Zayn: Bye Haz see you at school

Harry has left the conversation

Liam: PENIS

Niall: I choked on my ice cream...

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