HQ!! Thingies

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HQ Characters react to the fandom

um uh chuuya's an egg

Hinata - Sunshine boi, that isn't my name!! Are you making fun of my hair?! AND WHY AM I BEING PAIRED WITH THE KING AND KENMA-KUN?!

Kageyama - Kageyummy, Kags, My King. Only nickname two makes sense. Why is the only this is say is "Hinata, boke!"? And why am I having s3x with Oikawa-san and Hinata? He looks like and is a child. I will call the police.

Yamaguchi - All I say is, Tsukki? I mean I do say it a lot but that's not all I say... I'm not your son? The art... It looks nic— WHY IS TSUKKI PUTTING HIS DICK UP MY ASS

Tsukki - Salty Frenchfry, better than beanpole, I guess. I will not bang you against a wall. I will not step on you. Yamaguchi doesn't get turned on by me telling him to shut up. I will never consider Kuroo and Yamaguchi as romantic partners. Why am I a model? I have... several questions.

Ennoshita - Thanks for the nickname Ennoshity, guys. Tanaka talked to me that one time at that match, but why do we now have to love each other?

Kinoshita and Narita - Hah, we don't exist.

Tanaka - People are giving me my happy ending with Kiyoko?! I NEED TO BUY YOU ALL POPICLES BECAUSE THIS SENPAI IS GREA— wait. Why am I being paired with Ennoshita?

Nishinoya - Aww, yes! There are so many people who love me!!! What are these? Fan Fics?! I gotta read these!
Later
Wow...! You guys are, real creative! Especially with... Asahi and I....

Daichi - Why do I have so many children? Why am I Suga's spouse? Why are people worshiping my arms and thighs? Why do I look so cool in fanart? Why am I ahem, doing Suga? So many questions. Help.

Suga - Team mom, that explains that chant earlier. Daichi's my husband?! I'm an 18 year old guys, I've seen, things. I'm not that pure... glances at DaiSuga smut on phone

Asahi - Your daughter will be calling me daddy too...? I'm sorry but I don't want to adopt your little girls. What's this... AsaNoya, smutfics? What are these...
A few AsaNoya smuts later
No. Never again.

Oikawa - I'm an annoying lovable bitch, I'm hot and a piece of trash at the same time? Make up your mind! Iwa-chan and I, together? Nah. I'm too good for him, and ew Tobio-chan and I? B L E H

Iwaizumi - Shittykawa, Baka-kawa, Ass-kawa, Dick-kawa... Why are there so many variations? AND WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I BANGING OIKAWA WTF—

Makki - I'm a meme lord... How did you know? Did you catch me yelling yeet? Yes I love Mattsun, no homo

Mattsun - yes, g🅾️🅾️d shit

Kuroo - Why is Kenma so cute in all of this art? Kurbro and Bokubro, bro

Kenma - Why can't I be a top?

Inuoka - At least some people appreciate me...

Lev - I look so cool! Why am I hugging Yaku-san in this picture? WHAT AM I DOING IN THIS ONE LORD OF ADIDAS

Yaku - Why am I being shipped with that Skyscraper?

Bokuto - I look so awesome with my hair down... Can someone tell me what I'm doing with Akaashi and Kuroo in this art?

Akaashi - Other than me being shipped with Bokuto-san, this is all 100% realistic. I haven't slept in 3 days.

Ushijima - I live in the dorms, not on a farm. I grew up on one. Tendou and I are not dating. I do not stalk Oikawa and spend my time telling him to come to Shiratorizawa. That is only one of the things I say.

Tendou - Oo, I look cute in this one! In this I look like a handsome psycho~ and oOo Ushijima's doing me in this picture-

Gah,  I feel like writing my bad fanfics but I gotta balance it out a bit...