1.) Nick Menza once got drunk and danced like a ballerina on his rooftop, he was arrested and charged with 1st degree "horrible dancing".
2.) Nick Menza is made out of toast.
3.) Nick Menza isn't actually dead, he was promoted by Satan as a immortal god after being "so damn good at drumming and keeping a beat".
4.) Nick Menza used to read stuffed animals bedtime stories in a bunny costume.
5.) Nick Menza never stopped trick or treating, his catchphrase whilst doing so was "trick or treat until you die, motherfucker".
6.) Nick Menza made a deal with the spirit of a poodle for his beautiful poodle hair. When asked about it, he said, "LMAO, I was too hammered to give a fuck".
7.) In 2006, Nick Menza was arrested for "driving" a fisher price car around a children's school screaming, "AIN'T NEVER GAVE A FUCK!!!".
8.) Nick Menza worships unicorns, this was revealed in an interview where he said, "LMAO, I worship the one true gods/goddesses, Unicorns".
9.) Nick Menza used to frequently summon Satan whenever he was bored. This would frighten and piss of Dave Mustaine, to his amusement.
10. Nick Menza can swim in water AND on land.
11.) Nick Menza once slapped Dave Mustaine with a Bible, claiming to be "the reborn Jesus, MOTHERFUCKERRRRR".
12.) Nick Menza is, as David Ellefson once said, a "certified crackhead".
13.) Nick Menza was once ambushed by a bunch of annoying paparazzi while walking back to his hotel room. Out of frustration, he blurted out, "I SLEEP NAKED!!!". The paparazzi loved it. It was the #1 thing young children said in kindergartens across America.
14.) Nick Menza, when frustrated, would also "grab a bunch of soap and eat it". He would then get violently sick and "blame it on Jesus".
15.) Nick Menza WAS actually in prison in the music video for "Sweating Bullets". This time, he was arrested for running around, banging his snare drum on his head while screaming, "I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE O' Y'ALL, AND Y'ALL AIN'T NEVAH GONNA SLEEP 'CAUSE O' ME!!!" in a church.
[No disrespect to Megadeth intended, this is just for laughs🤘🏻🇺🇸].
