private messages // larry

chapter three

louthedinosaur00: harry are you on

louthedinosaur00: i'm bored

louthedinosaur00: sigh

harryheartscats: I'm on!

Since you're on, can you do me a favor and give me your best pick-up lines?

louthedinosaur00: really? you want me to give you pick up lines? weren't you the one telling cheesy jokes last time we talked????

but whatevs, easy peasy.

louthedinosaur00: are you an orphanage? because i wanna give you kids.

louthedinosaur00: are you camera? because every time i look at you, i smile.

louthedinosaur00: are you 11 protons because you're sodium fine

louthedinosaur00: is your name homework? because i'm not doing you, but i should be.

harryheartscats: Great, thank you!

louthedinosaur00: why did you need pick up lines? are you trying to pick up a guy?? ;)))

harryheartscats: I need them for my new book.

louthedinosaur00: nEW BOOK?????? UAIHGFIUAHGIUA

WHAT'S IT ABOUT?

TELL ME RIGHT NOW!!1

harryheartscats: Haha, relax! It's just about a really desperate boy constantly trying to ask out a guy he likes. :D

louthedinosaur00: and that's all i'm getting???

harryheartscats: Well, that's all I've planned. I don't even know the names yet.

louthedinosaur00: you should name one of them louis tomlinson <33

harryheartscats: Hmm, maybe I will.

louthedinosaur00: wait wait i was joking

harryheartscats: No, that's not a bad idea! You can even be the boy who tells the pick up lines to the other boy.

louthedinosaur00: NO HARRY NO IM GOING TO HAVE A STROKE OR SOMETHING OMGH

harryheartscats: Strokes aren't good.

louthedinosaur00: HARRY

THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE

TO BE IN ONE OF YOUR BOOKS

IM SPAZZING OUT ON MY COUCH

harryheartscats: Well, geez, if I get a reaction like this from you I'll be sure to put you in more books. ;)

louthedinosaur00: HNFHFHF

harryheartscats: You're weird.

louthedinosaur00: YOURE AMAZING

harryheartscats: Not really. I just write books.

louthedinosaur00: "JUST WRITE BOOKS"

louthedinosaur00: it's time to get sappy on your ass

you do a lot more than write books. you write freaking worlds, worlds that i want to live in because they're a hell of a lot better than this one.

harryheartscats: What's wrong with this world?

louthedinosaur00: it hates me

harryheartscats: I'm sure that's not true.

louthedinosaur00: um yeah it is. the world is louis-cist

harryheartscats: Louis-cist, huh?

louthedinosaur00: yeP.

but don't worry, because i hate the world and everything in it too.

harryheartscats: Except for me, right? <3

louthedinosaur00: hmm

i dunno.

still haven't decided

harryheartscats: :(

louthedinosaur00: jkjk, you're great.

this website is the only thing keeping me happy tbh. is that stupid?

harryheartscats: No, not stupid at all! This website makes me very happy as well. (You're great as well)

louthedinosaur00: well it sounds pretty silly to me that my only source of happiness comes from behind a screen

harryheartscats: I'm sure something else makes you happy.

louthedinosaur00: beer

harryheartscats: Besides alcohol.

louthedinosaur00: sleeping

harryheartscats: Oh, come on, don't you have any hobbies or things you like to do in your free time?

louthedinosaur00: sleeping

harryheartscats: (.-.)

louthedinosaur00: i'm pretty boring, i know.

harryheartscats: Actually, you're not boring at all.

harryheartscats: I feel really bad because I have to go again.

louthedinosaur00: you always have to leave and you make me feel so unproductive in life

harryheartscats: Sorry! I'm just meeting up with a friend.

louthedinosaur00: is he a special friend like AARON?

harryheartscats: Nah, he's just a friend. He is pretty special in his own, weird way though.

louthedinosaur00: his name?

harryheartscat: Zayn. Cool name, right?

louthedinosaur00: yeah! i know someone named zayn aha

harryheartscats: He's going to be sad to find out someone else has the same name as him.

Bye Louis!

louthedinosaur00: yeah, bye harry! :)

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