Okay, so, lemme start from the beginning.
So, I'm Emma aka sad lama and my best friend's name Is Alec, aka weird fucking lama. We met when we were 4 and since then our parents shipped us so hard I swear one day I think they'll beg us to fuck.
He's gay and I'm ace and I just told that to my family and they didn't like it cause they won't be getting grandchildren and stuff like those( by "stuff" I mean me fucking). He didn't tell anyone he's gay btw.
Also, I really, really love pineapples. Remember that. It's life. You better know that.
SO, our families were having dinner at my house and the two of us were in my room. I was eating pineapple and, as I said before 👆, I really love them and I haven't been eating them lately. So, while I was eating those, I was making sounds,
"Ommmm, omg yaasss, omg omg this is OH SHIT how I love you ma gawd-"
(yeah I fucking know how it sounds like so stfu ily)
Yeah. So, my parents stormed into room and my dad threw ~ c o n d o m ~ on us and my mom screamed "OMG IT'S HAPPENING I'M GOING TO HAVE GFANDCH- wha-"
That was the moment she saw me with my mouth full of pineapples right before I threw up.
We never talked about it again, they just got out the room and no one has ever spoken about it since.
I STILL HAVE THAT CINDOM HEHEHEHEHE
