Zac was getting into bed when he spotted a long, brown streak. He and five friends were having a sleepover at his house.
"Why is there long female hair on my pillow?"
Luke made a boggle-eyed face at him and Noah looked over.
"Hmm. There could be a number of answers to that."
Sam joined in. "Have there been any long females in your bed recently?"
"Definitely Sam, I entertain so many lady friends on my bed." Zac responded.
"Which of these lady friends are long? Detective time."
Yzzie finished unpacking. "Guys I have a confession."
"Was it Yzzies hair? She's kinda long."
"I snuck into lukes bed and it was secretly me."
"Wait, what?" Zac seemed confused.
"SHE'S A WITCH!" Sam was ready for a burning.
"We're not actually talking about Luke's bed," Noah laughed.
Chloe piped up. "This got weird fast."
"I weigh the same as a duck, so yeah I suppose." Ysabel theorised.
"Are there long lady hairs on your pillows, Luke?" Noah asked. Luke nodded.
"I seeeeee. So wait, Yzzie has deposited hairs on both Zacs and Lukes pillows?"
"Correct," confirmed Ysabel.
Sam stood up. "I gotta come clean. It was me. Thanks for taking the fall Yz."
"Again Sam? You gotta stop." Chloe was outraged.
"But...
But...
But...
But...
You aren't a lady.
And you aren't long!" Noah exclaimed.
^^^TOTALLY UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST^^^
"I gotcha back, Sam." Yzzie hugged him.
"I sprayed the hair with ladysmell to throw you off." He revealed.
"You shouldnt defile peoples beds with lady smelling hair sam... its not socially acceptable." Chloe looked at him accusatively.
"I'm so confused right now." Noah looked from one person to another. "You so much as touch my bed, Sam, or Yz, then you will be sorry." He stared daggers at them. "Too late!" snickered Ysabel.
"YOU WHAT?" Sam cried. "Yzzie, Noah's bed is SACRED GROUND."
"One does not simply touch Noah's bed. You didn't complete the ancient ritual, or score higher than 70 percent in the exam."
"What were you THINKING?" Sam was outraged.
Noah explained. "One does not simply touch my bed without appropriate credentials. If you do not present the appropriate credentials within 24 hours, You will have to pay the 573 dollar fine to prove that you did the ancient ritual. Which you didn't. Nor did you pass the exam. I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, but with your open confession, it makes it hard not to accuse you. You have the right to a fair trial among your objective peers."
"This is the case of the people versus Horton the... I mean, Yzzie the Long Lady." proclaimed Sam, who happened to be a judge.
"Am I in court???" exclaimed Ysabel.
