Shreks green complexion turned a pastel pink as his hands instinctively pushed the stranger caressing his belly away thanos was now standing in front of him as Shaggy smirked a sly grin. Shreks eyes travels left and right, the other anime girls were now watching his every moves. Cherry blossoms flew through a honey smelling school. Tears welled up, they blurred his field of vision as he made a dash for the lockers. " ITS NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING" Shrek said while his belly bobbed up and down. Thanos reached out to grab shreks hand but it was too late.
Thanos looked over to Shaggy mad shacking his head well blushing slightly beginning to cry as he run off to go find sherk Shaggy stood there blushing he felt like he was on top of fluffy clouds he run off outside and sat down with his back against a cherry blossoms tree picking at the slightly wet grass beneath him he then heard quite crying behind him and looked to see who it was Sherk was on the other side weeping into his big strong green hands that shaggy loved so much tears falling onto Sherks skirt
Shaggy ran towards shrek. The butterflies in his stomach were raging. His heart was beating so hard, so fast.
His entire being was pulled forward. Faster. FASTER. He slipped and slid towards shrek, his feet slipping in his oversized shoes.
Shrek didn't hear shaggy coming.
He was too busy being angry. HOW DARE SHAGGY! How DARE he? His perfect relationship with thanos... RUINED!
He picked up a beetle and crushed it with his fingers, wiping its mangled remains onto his knee-high socks.
Instead of a beetle, shrek wished that it was shaggy's mangled corpse wiped onto his sock. Shrek was so mad. His head was ringing, his brain spinning. Every inch of him wanted shaggy. Wanted his neck clamped between his fingers. Shaggy's blood dripping from his hands.
Shrek could already imagine the satisfying crunch as he crushed shaggy's corpse with one hand.
Shrek suddenly stood up. He saw shaggy walking towards him.
He lifted his head, and charged.
