Fugget About it X Reader ( Season 1)

Screw You Mr.Wonderful (Season 1 Ep 3)

~plot Jimmy point of view~
A Car was there and a window rolled down as a Man blew a somewhat like a cigarette. " How ya doing? I use to be Jimmy Falcone a Capo in a New York crime family.but now I'm Jimmy McDougal living in witness protection like a snook.but I gotta say sometimes I can't help but wonder if it's my own damn fault.you see a while back I needed to ask the Don for a favor." I say as a it cuts to him with the Don(aka the mob boss) and one of his fish was dead."Aww Rest In Peace sweet fishy" the Don say as he look sad at the dead fish. "Don gambini I come to you on my knees to ask you to call off the hit on my uncle Cheech" I was on my knees and continue." Cheech he talks a lot he don't mean no ha-No!!!" I say as when the Don go and get the dead fish with his hand a radio go to the water but i jump and unplug it so the Don won't be electrocuted then continue talking. "By the way it wasn't easy to keep the Don in one piece..he was a great man,a brilliant criminal mind but he was kinda of a spaz.." I say to you viewers then as the Don step on his pet lion tail and the lion was gonna attack but I stop the lion by putting a gun to its head as the lion flip me the middle finger."i was saying Cheech don't mean no harm he's just a little light in the cranial region"I say to him as the Don speak with a smile " hey Jimmy! Look at the storm brewing!is that lightning? " he open the window "Son if a b**** it is lighting!!" He say as the lighting came and i grab the Don as the lighting missed and go to a music box and it play music. I was tangoing with the boss trying to not get him killed and he grab and flower and put it in his mouth. Then soon the lighting light up my cigar when I was dogging and it go out the window and we was safe. The Don spit out the flower "Jimmy that better be a Gun in your pocket" he say with a glare. "I beg your forgiveness Don Gambini but I was saying godfather my uncle Cheech is a good man. Always be a good earner for you and if you only show him some mercy" I say as I was dusting the Don off and give him his drink. "Jimmy you come to me on a good day..I receive news today that my beautiful daughter Tina is to wed" he say as his daughter was UGLY wow what a cow. "On this day I am a happy man filled with much love!" The Don say. "So dose this means you give my uncle Cheech a chance?" I ask him. "Nah that ship has sailed but what it's mean that you may bring your family to the wedding especially your two oldest daughters of yours Y/N and Therea! What a piece of ass they are!" He say gripping the are and I was mad. Then I throw him out of the window as he had a long fall. Then it cut to Jimmy with his family. "So like I say sometimes I can't help but wonder if it all when my own damn fault .Cuz that why we wound up in witness protection here in Vagina.." "Regina" Y/N cut me off. "Saskatchewan. If you think im gonna beat myself up over it ? FUGGET ABOUT IT!" Jimmy say last

~Y/N pov ~
I was with Dad and Petey In the Backseat of the car with Frost on my lap sleeping. "Pop I'm just 15. Why do I have to learn to drive now?" Petey ask as I go hear. "Because Driving is what men do! My father taught me how to drive a geteaway car, his father taught him to drive a geteaway car , and then his father was run over by a getaway car!" Dad say . "So You just want Petey to drive away with a getaway car? Is that what I'm getting?" I ask him. "What I'm saying Y/N nothing is better in the World than driving...well drinking..Drinking and Driving. well not together. YOU DONT DRINK AND DRIVE STUPID!" He hit petey on the back of the head. (Jimmy right kids. Don't drink and drive together).
"You know I wasn't gonna bring this up but since you into the whole bonding thing. My school is having a Father-son recycle drive this Friday. Will you come with me?" Petey ask. "Listen I pretty sure I have something on Friday. I just haven't made up what it is yet" Dad say. (Just say you don't want to go Jimmy XD). "Now come on! Make like we being chase by the cops!" Dad say. "Ok give me the keys." Petey say. " Pff keys he say " I laugh and go connect the car wires together. "That's how you start a car" I smile as Frost Barks in agreement. I go sit back down and Petey drive but he when backwards and hit a car so far back . "Ok what we do now is called fleeing the scene of a crime.. DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!!!" Dad yelled as there was a big explosion behind them but the person in the car made it and walk to them. "What will we do? He's alive man!" I say as I look at the man. "Well this is an very delicate situation, just follow my lead." Daddy gets out and so did me and Petey. "OW! OW! My neck! My neck!" Dad say pretending to be hurt. "Oh my god pop that's Richard Wheaton,one of the richest man in the world." Petey say as the man name Richard dust himself off. "Really in that case..My neck! My back! My knee!" Dad say as he fake the pain more. "You're Richard Wheaton! " Petey was fanboying over him. "Yes I'm afraid I am."  Richard dust himself more. "Computer Genius World renowned wildlife photographer." "I'm also a licensed Manicurist few people know that " Richard smile. "I'm Petey mcdougal this is such an honor! I saw you compete at the winter X-Games you was awesome!" Petey smile. " I guess if we live in a world we're sliver metals are considered awesome" he kinda Flex on us. " where I come from it's third place" Jimmy says. "wait that's 2 place isn't it because isn't bronze an 3 place metal?" I say to my dad. "I don't know I forgot " Jimmy say as we look at Richard. " Oh this is Jimmy parent and or guardian" Jimmy shakes Richard hand. "Easy I just been in a terrible accident wreck." " You hit me!" "Okey we called it even" " I should thank you i was about to go into production with that nuclear engine" Richer Thanks him. "and the girl next to my father is  that's my older sister Y/N and her wolf Frost." Petey jump in and I go and shake is hand and Richard go up and Kiss it . "And what an beautiful girl you are! " he say as he bows and smiles and Dad got pissed and grab me and put me behind him . "Well nice meeting ya" he was about to walk away with me as Petey stop him. "Pop at least give the man a ride." "I live just up the hill" Richard say as Dad looks at the house. "Oh alright Come on! This guys just takes and takes." He say as we walk. "Your Cuticles looks heathy Jimmy." Richer say as Jimmy stops and look at his unzip pant zipper. "You can just say the barn door is open but thanks" Dad zipped it back up. "I pretty sure we gonna love it Dad be nice." I glare at him. "Yeah, yeah whatever." Jimmy say rolling his eyes.
                            ~Cookie Pov~
"Okay over just a smidge..a little more..I want his thingy pointing to the front door..it's classy but also Imformational" I say as I move my new statue.