Adventures Of A Chinese Novel-Obsessed Transmigrator

1: Am I On Drugs? No Wait I Transmigrated

"Lord Yan, you should really try out these steamed buns. They're really sweet and delicious!" Ye Mi smiled brightly at Lord Yan, offering freshly baked steamed buns. A thankful smile settled on his face despite the disdainful eyes he held.

Lord Yan grabbed the bun from her hands and took a small bite as Ye Mi looked at him in expectancy. "Mmm, delicious." His eyes lit up from the warm sensation of the bread that was mashed softly in his mouth.

Ye Mi smiled at the response before walking around the stalls with Lord Yan as he munched on the bun. The young man's outstanding looks and his exotic blonde hair stood out, catching many people's attention on the streets with a few ladies blushing.

She quickly grasped her hand with the handsome Lord Yan's as they strolled around more, wordlessly announcing that he was hers. Seeing the affectioness display, the ladies humped and frowned, envious of her lucky catch.

Ye Mi smiled proudly. Lord Yan was hers and she will never give him to any of those white lotuses. Tugging the hand, Ye Mi and Lord Yan walked up a lovers bridge and stared off into the sunset as Lord Yan pushed Ye Mi off the bridge. Her bright eyes widen in shock, her brain overloading from the push. And she flopped on top of his bed and into his luscious perfect abs. And then... her eyes opened.

"NOOOOO WHYYYYYYYY???!!!"

She screamed, tears coming out of her eyes as she cried on her own bed at home. As Ye Mi was weeping, she went into the kitchen and opened the freezer where many stocks of ice cream were filled at the brim.

Taking out a tub of fudge brownie ice cream and roughly opening the lid, she began to eat with a metal spoon.

Tears stained her pale cheeks and ice cream chilled her teeth, which she didn't care to notice. Spoon after spoon, tear after tear, and a whole tub of ice cream was all in her tum tum. Soon she got up to get more, and more, and more tubs of ice cream like she was addicted to the frozen sweet.

The coldness of the ice cream was chilling her pained heart and body to the extreme, and eventually her movements became slower and slower until her body ceased to move. Her eyes became heavy and the last thing she saw was the blurry TV screen.

. . .

Is this heaven?

Will I finally be able to meet Lord Yan?

She grinned at the thought of his heart-melting smile and his exposed chest, revealing his gorgeous abs. Oh how she wished the moment had lasted forever, and how she wished she had never opened her eyes.

"Ye Mi? Are you awake? I brought you rice porridge." A woman with wings entered the room carrying a tray of aromatic flavors within the bowl of porridge. The smells enticed her and she drooled from the side of her mouth like a pig.

Was this woman her chef? If so, she was probably rich as fuck. "You can set it down on the table beside me." Ye Mi said, as it was also important to have manners as a rich person. Heck God might have made her a princess of a kingdom. That's right bitches, she's gonna chop your heads off if you even dare look at Lord Yan. He was her man!

"I heard that." The woman looked sharply at Ye Mi.

"Heard what?"

"I'm not your sugar momma and you ain't a princess either Ye Mi." She remarked, placing the bowl down. "Also who's this Lord Yan hmm?" The angel leaned on the door frame with her eyebrows quirked up.

Ye Mi choked on her food for a second, coughing madly, "You knew what I was thinking of!!?"

She nodded, "Of course I know! I can read minds, did you honestly forgot Ye Mi? I would be a pretty crappy cupid without it." She smirks at the frozen girl on the bed.